Trent Wooldridge
@twooldridge.bsky.social
Husband, father, Razorback fan. Condiment afficion--, affici--... condiment lover. Has never seen Goonies. Landlocked and waiting for my ship to come in.
Los Gatos de San Juan always hold it down
January 27, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Los Gatos de San Juan always hold it down
I JUST got myself comfortable tearing down the fear of eternal damnation and now these motherfuckers got me praying that hell is real.
January 25, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I JUST got myself comfortable tearing down the fear of eternal damnation and now these motherfuckers got me praying that hell is real.
If you had to take one single thing to point to and say THIS is how we got to where we are, and THIS is why it might be too late to save ourselves, I’m not sure I could provide a better example.
January 11, 2026 at 7:12 PM
If you had to take one single thing to point to and say THIS is how we got to where we are, and THIS is why it might be too late to save ourselves, I’m not sure I could provide a better example.
What kinda fucking podunk low rent inflatable bounce house situation are these teams running out of?
Might as well have the cheerleaders paint some zingers on a white sign and run through that bitch.
Might as well have the cheerleaders paint some zingers on a white sign and run through that bitch.
January 10, 2026 at 12:45 AM
What kinda fucking podunk low rent inflatable bounce house situation are these teams running out of?
Might as well have the cheerleaders paint some zingers on a white sign and run through that bitch.
Might as well have the cheerleaders paint some zingers on a white sign and run through that bitch.
Luke Hasz doesn’t need NIL, he’s still sitting pretty collecting those royalties from Kingpin
January 2, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Luke Hasz doesn’t need NIL, he’s still sitting pretty collecting those royalties from Kingpin
Hogs have lost 8 in a row and Tess said we’re pushing through the finish line of the season, which is technically true according to Newton
November 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Hogs have lost 8 in a row and Tess said we’re pushing through the finish line of the season, which is technically true according to Newton
not to do the thing again, but fuck it, sometimes you have to... if Obama had called for John McCain to be executed, the nation would cease to function.
Markets and schools would close. We'd be parked in front of the tv, a la 9/11, waiting to learn what would become of our nation.
Markets and schools would close. We'd be parked in front of the tv, a la 9/11, waiting to learn what would become of our nation.
November 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
not to do the thing again, but fuck it, sometimes you have to... if Obama had called for John McCain to be executed, the nation would cease to function.
Markets and schools would close. We'd be parked in front of the tv, a la 9/11, waiting to learn what would become of our nation.
Markets and schools would close. We'd be parked in front of the tv, a la 9/11, waiting to learn what would become of our nation.
Arizona Cardinal looking ah uniforms
November 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Arizona Cardinal looking ah uniforms
bonkers that 9+ yrs ago we heard the man talk about moving on women like a bitch and grabbing their pussies.
AND THEN he was elected x2, impeached x2, made a felon x43, found liable of SA, drew a naked woman as a gift for a pedophile and talked of their secrets.
And evangelicals haven’t budged.
AND THEN he was elected x2, impeached x2, made a felon x43, found liable of SA, drew a naked woman as a gift for a pedophile and talked of their secrets.
And evangelicals haven’t budged.
November 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
bonkers that 9+ yrs ago we heard the man talk about moving on women like a bitch and grabbing their pussies.
AND THEN he was elected x2, impeached x2, made a felon x43, found liable of SA, drew a naked woman as a gift for a pedophile and talked of their secrets.
And evangelicals haven’t budged.
AND THEN he was elected x2, impeached x2, made a felon x43, found liable of SA, drew a naked woman as a gift for a pedophile and talked of their secrets.
And evangelicals haven’t budged.
I’m sure Republicans will graciously praise the spirit of bipartisanship instead of gloating about dog walking Senate Dems and flipping the blame to Dems by accurately depicting it as a shutdown they created that materially changed fuckall.
Tits on a motherfucking boar, I stg.
Tits on a motherfucking boar, I stg.
November 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I’m sure Republicans will graciously praise the spirit of bipartisanship instead of gloating about dog walking Senate Dems and flipping the blame to Dems by accurately depicting it as a shutdown they created that materially changed fuckall.
Tits on a motherfucking boar, I stg.
Tits on a motherfucking boar, I stg.
The man said “are you good with whipped cream?”
“Uhh, sure.”
I was not familiar with their game.
“Uhh, sure.”
I was not familiar with their game.
November 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The man said “are you good with whipped cream?”
“Uhh, sure.”
I was not familiar with their game.
“Uhh, sure.”
I was not familiar with their game.
My wife, two beers deep and inspecting a nativity ornament in the Christmas decorations aisle at HomeGoods: whose goddamn white baby is that????
November 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
My wife, two beers deep and inspecting a nativity ornament in the Christmas decorations aisle at HomeGoods: whose goddamn white baby is that????
millions of peaches, peaches dirty
millions of peaches, killing for free
millions of peaches, killing for free
November 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
millions of peaches, peaches dirty
millions of peaches, killing for free
millions of peaches, killing for free
to be fair, it was always going to be a deli cut case to prosecute.
November 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
to be fair, it was always going to be a deli cut case to prosecute.
Trump shuffling around like Travolta in Pulp Fiction, worrying more about what to do with his hands than the dude laid out in the floor five feet away is a distillation so pure it should come with a certificate of authenticity and tasting notes.
November 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Trump shuffling around like Travolta in Pulp Fiction, worrying more about what to do with his hands than the dude laid out in the floor five feet away is a distillation so pure it should come with a certificate of authenticity and tasting notes.
When the fascism gets reduced from a rolling boil to more of a simmer while waiting for the rest of the constitution to be cooked, maybe we can discuss how allowing a media company to own greater than a 39% market share is batshit crazy anyway.
September 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
When the fascism gets reduced from a rolling boil to more of a simmer while waiting for the rest of the constitution to be cooked, maybe we can discuss how allowing a media company to own greater than a 39% market share is batshit crazy anyway.
I love how someone will tell you "we can agree to disagree" like they are giving you permission to have an objectively true opinion that just doesn't fit in their own personal reality they've constructed for themself.
They're so gracious in that way.
They're so gracious in that way.
September 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I love how someone will tell you "we can agree to disagree" like they are giving you permission to have an objectively true opinion that just doesn't fit in their own personal reality they've constructed for themself.
They're so gracious in that way.
They're so gracious in that way.
We should probably take note as a society that this is the umpteenth time that liveposting on social media about a headline-grabbing shooting requires one to BE SPECIFIC ABOUT WHICH SHOOTING THEY ARE POSTING ABOUT because the events are overlapping.
September 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
We should probably take note as a society that this is the umpteenth time that liveposting on social media about a headline-grabbing shooting requires one to BE SPECIFIC ABOUT WHICH SHOOTING THEY ARE POSTING ABOUT because the events are overlapping.
15 has to do big science research project this year and looking like he might do one on college football. CFB knowers, is there some kind of searchable database of, like... all the games?
Specifically, I'd like to be able to quickly find overtime games for use as data points.
Specifically, I'd like to be able to quickly find overtime games for use as data points.
August 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
15 has to do big science research project this year and looking like he might do one on college football. CFB knowers, is there some kind of searchable database of, like... all the games?
Specifically, I'd like to be able to quickly find overtime games for use as data points.
Specifically, I'd like to be able to quickly find overtime games for use as data points.
You know who doesn't need a rebrand? The cracker that is broken to feed us. The barrel of blood that quenches our thirst. That's right. Jesus Christ. The original Rising Star.
August 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
You know who doesn't need a rebrand? The cracker that is broken to feed us. The barrel of blood that quenches our thirst. That's right. Jesus Christ. The original Rising Star.
Been sitting on this bench for 20 minutes and haven’t been called a wanker once, I want my money back.
June 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Been sitting on this bench for 20 minutes and haven’t been called a wanker once, I want my money back.
Liverpool first vibes: immaculate
May 30, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Liverpool first vibes: immaculate
We have decided to simply not return.
May 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
We have decided to simply not return.
A Wind in the Willows themed restaurant is every bit as charming as you might imagine it would be.
May 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
A Wind in the Willows themed restaurant is every bit as charming as you might imagine it would be.
Found at the Stonewall National Monument Visitors Center. ❤️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️❤️
May 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Found at the Stonewall National Monument Visitors Center. ❤️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️❤️