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I would often go there
To the tiny church there
The smallest church in Saint-Saëns
Though it once was larger...
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
twohitgood.bsky.social
If you see this, QTP with a sword ⚔️
Famed sword Gryphon. Text next to it is katakana グリフォン.
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 AM
twohitgood.bsky.social
Lies and the lying liars who tell them.
October 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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lying
October 4, 2025 at 9:34 PM
twohitgood.bsky.social
hood...painted blue?
happy happyism cultists from earthbound with their blue hoods. the origins of this blend the Japanese cult Happy Science with the KKK (Earthbound's setting being a parody of America).
September 30, 2025 at 12:47 PM
twohitgood.bsky.social
Hi, can you explain to me what you mean by "leftist sympathies"?
Highlighted excerpt from the article stating that the shooter had "clear leftist sympathies".
September 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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An important meme to keep in mind with groypers that traditional media is not equipped to approach.
Image of Buster from the children's cartoon Arthur. top text: You really think someone would do that? bottom text: Just go on the internet and tell lies?
September 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
twohitgood.bsky.social
looks like an alien wearing a human suit.
August 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
twohitgood.bsky.social
Actually saved a relevant pictorial explainer...
Picture of a guy sitting on a cliff labeled "Idea", a chasm labeled "being cool", and a treasure sitting on a cliff across the chasm labeled "results". - Underneath that image - Picture of a guy walking from the ground labeled "Idea" across the chasm now filled and labeled "being cringe" to the treasure sitting on the ground labeled "results".
August 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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tell them this can free the electrons in their brain and pull them out for upload via directly putting their brain into a flow of electricity. it'll act like NFC where you don't need a direct wire to the brain.
a chair made to introduce electrical current through the top of the cranium.
August 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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"Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage" - Pete Buttigieg
August 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Boss says so, that's why.
Image of the cover of Manufacturing Consent as written by Edward S. herman and Noam Chomsky. The sub title is The Political Economy of the Mass Media.
August 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Interesting way to both express and hide your loyalty to Israel. Orphaned webpage listing the Israel policy that you can't navigate to without having the direct link. Kinda childish and very cowardly. Stand on your business.

xcancel.com/HBendaas/sta...
Interior QRT: Jesse Brown is fighting fascism @JesseForindy: "George Hornedo has a secret page on his website that shows how he really feels about Israel and Palestine:" Screenshots outlying support for Israel. Outer post: Hamid Bendaas @HBendaas "Never seen this before - candidates are creating hidden Israel policy pages to send to donors, but they seemingly don't want the donors to know they're hidden so they just remove it from their site navigation instead of using password protection."
July 22, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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My source is that I made it the fuck up.
June 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Well then...
A picture of a map of the US using data from 2022 picturing states by obesity levels. The highest of which are in the south along the Gulf Coast.
June 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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How in the fuck are they planning that? A homeless person will likely lack any documentation to show they "belong" anywhere. How do they even start to exempt them?
Text excerpted from the article reading: Bass said the curfew's boundaries will encompass the area encircled by the 5 Freeway, the 110 Freeway, and the 10 Freeway and end where the 5 Freeway and the 110 Freeway merge. Bass said people who live, work and credentialed media representatives have limited exemption from the curfew. Those experiencing homelessness are also exempt from the curfew, according to police chief Jim McDonnell. Highlighted text: Those experiencing homelessness are also exempt from the curfew
June 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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This is what an insurrection looks like.
January 6th insurrection.
June 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
twohitgood.bsky.social
For people asking about newsom not being on here:
from Mark Chadbourn: "He did post it online. I think it's supposed to be a show of support from those outside the state."
June 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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With regards to the sentiment of "we've already talked about this before" in response to other sentiment of shock or whatever else about militarized police and military action within the country: it's always someone's first time.

(or in some cases there's other issues)
[Caption above the panel:] I try not to make fun of people for admitting they don't know things. [Caption right below said caption:] Because for each thing "everyone knows" by the time they're adults, every day there are, on average, 10,000 people in the US hearing about it for the first time. [A list of equations.] Fraction who have heard of it at birth = 0% Fraction who have heard of it by 30 ≈ 100% US birth rate ≈ 4,000,000/year Number hearing about it for the first time ≈ 10,000/day [Caption above the next panel:] If I make fun of people, I train them not to tell me when they have those moments. And I miss out on the fun. [Megan is standing. Cueball is walking, with his palm out.] Megan: "Diet Coke and Mentos thing"? What's that? Cueball: Oh man! Come on, we're going to the grocery store. Megan: Why? Cueball: You're one of today's lucky 10,000.
June 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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elon was never cool. he paid people to say he was cool.
elon musk biting his lip in an aggressive grunt as he performs a nazi salute in front of a rally.
May 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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The Library of Ohara being bombarded by a buster call. An act by the World Government to destroy information that they don't want people to know about.
May 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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This you?
Roll Call Vote 119th Congress - 1st Session Vote Summary Question: On the Motion to Proceed (Motion to Proceed to Executive Session to consider the nomination of Kashyap Patel ) Vote Number: 56 Vote Date: February 18, 2025, 05:34 PM Required For Majority: 1/2 Vote Result: Motion to Proceed Agreed to Nomination Number: PN12-35 Nomination Description: Kashyap Patel, of Nevada, to be Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation for a term of ten years Vote Counts: YEAs48 NAYs45 Not Voting7 *Information compiled through Senate LIS by the Senate bill clerk under the direction of the secretary of the Senate Highlighted: Booker (D-NJ), Not Voting
May 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Look at this fucking decider here.
A picture of war criminal George W Bush along with his quote "I'm the decider, and I decide what is best."
April 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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They're in goose-step with Trump, though.

Approving his nominees and blocking resistance. This has never been so absurdly accurate.
The Ratchet Effect How you are being duped by the fake two-party system. Democrats block movement to the left. [Picture of a red ratchet gear symbolizing Republicans with a blue catch lever symbolizing Democrats.] Republicans turn everything to the right.
April 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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remember when everyone kept banging on about the 100 mile border enforcement zone?

www.aclu.org/know-your-ri...
nearly 2 out of 3 people live within the 100-mile border zone. the image shows a picture of the US map with a thick red line highlighting the border/coastline to ~100 miles inland outlining the country and the states of alaska and hawaii. it also shows every major city in the enforcement zone.
April 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM