If the Trump admin could selectively edit those files to cover up for Trump and not have it be extremely obvious that that's what they did, they would have done so already

My 2028 primary vote has long been pledged to whoever can be meanest to Republicans without being Gavin Newsom and Pritzker is currently the only real contender

If they could selectively edit the files to make Trump look innocent and not have it be extremely obvious that that's what they are doing, they would have done so months ago!

He knew the vote was coming whether he wanted it to or not, so he had to make it look like he never wanted them covered up in the first place. Its the political equivalent of calling a girl ugly after she turns you down

Do I think the trump admin will try and cover shit up with the release? Of course

Do I believe that they will do so with the same level of incompetence and looking-guilty-as-fuckitude as they've displayed over the last year? Obviously

Its also funny that it probably would have worked if they had just stopped talking about it with vague promises of releasing something "soon" but instead their hubris lead to them making a big announcement over the summer about the investigation being over

My most woke take is that voting should be compulsory. You can tick a box on your ballot for "none" but you should have to cast a ballot

Granted, I have no faith in our justice system not to use this to disenfranchise people, so I'm not actually advocating for it, but in an ideal system...

So *now* Trump has an issue helping Bill Clinton get off?

Most of the times it was over the same expired coupon for a free gift with purchase and they just told them the same thing I would have, that the promotion was over and we didn't have any left. And most of the customers were fine, b/c only a monster throws a fit over that

Be nice, its hard to walk upright when you don't have a spine

When I was a cashier, I got yelled at by a Karen over an expired coupon and my managers told me to call them instead of telling a customer no in the future

I proceeded to call for a manager 35 times in two hours. I broke them completely then quit two days later

But a 34 year old white man is just a kid who can't possibly be held responsible for his actions

The reason why is right there: someone she is close to is a pedophile

God willing, Trump and Clinton may share a cell

They literally gave her a puppy! They gave a convicted sex trafficker an actual canine puppy!

Its actually objectively insane that almost half of republicans are buying trump's shit on this

Maybe I've just papered over my memory of 2012, but my memory is that we were mocking him for phrasing it so weirdly because he was such a weird and awkward dude, especially around women, not that we were offended about it

"Binders full of women" was an objectively insane way to describe it

"Pennsylvania keeps people honest" and that right there is why he refuses to hold a townhall in his home state