Y’all! Courtney Cox just slid into my DMs on TikTok!
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Y’all! Courtney Cox just slid into my DMs on TikTok!
But I do. I’m under there.
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
But I do. I’m under there.
Remember the first time Kevin Durant let me down
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Remember the first time Kevin Durant let me down
“No, don’t use strangle. That’s an icky word.”
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
“No, don’t use strangle. That’s an icky word.”
Rasputin the weather
November 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Rasputin the weather
Hey kids, it’s almost 4:20. Time to pack a bowl and settle in with some hot honey popcorn.
Now Trader Joe’s should Venmo me for the ad
Now Trader Joe’s should Venmo me for the ad
November 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Hey kids, it’s almost 4:20. Time to pack a bowl and settle in with some hot honey popcorn.
Now Trader Joe’s should Venmo me for the ad
Now Trader Joe’s should Venmo me for the ad
Won’t fit in my wallet
November 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Won’t fit in my wallet
Post you from a different era
November 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Post you from a different era
Hanging in the big hammock with my son
November 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Hanging in the big hammock with my son
Been too long since I said:
November 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Been too long since I said:
Women’s hoops are bringing some afternoon heat
November 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Women’s hoops are bringing some afternoon heat
Fall days with puppy peis
October 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Fall days with puppy peis
Pei Gilgeous-Alexander
October 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Pei Gilgeous-Alexander
Hey y’all, how cute are my dogs? #ThunderUp
October 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Hey y’all, how cute are my dogs? #ThunderUp
Fucking Dallas traffic
October 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Fucking Dallas traffic