Twirpy Durkins
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Twirpy Durkins
@twirp.bsky.social
· Nov 17
Liked my tweets? You're gonna *love* my skeets
How could I leave X and miss out on their spot on ad targeting?
November 30, 2024 at 8:44 PM
How could I leave X and miss out on their spot on ad targeting?
With US? You mean you and i are both getting cash??!?
McKinsey nears $600mn settlement with US over opioid claims
https://www.ft.com/content/354c7d23-0709-4ec0-ac54-070da3698a0e
https://www.ft.com/content/354c7d23-0709-4ec0-ac54-070da3698a0e
McKinsey nears $600mn settlement with US over opioid claims
Payment would significantly raise cost to firm of its past work for opioid makers
www.ft.com
November 22, 2024 at 2:28 AM
With US? You mean you and i are both getting cash??!?
Pretty sure Gaetz venmoed a few girls for their smack and dab services
Fun fact: Matt Gaetz announced his withdrawal at 12:24pm, smack dab in the middle of lunch period
November 21, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Pretty sure Gaetz venmoed a few girls for their smack and dab services
I have dual citizenship with Ireland and pray i get swept up in the upcoming mass deportation ☘️
November 18, 2024 at 2:55 PM
I have dual citizenship with Ireland and pray i get swept up in the upcoming mass deportation ☘️
Weird that the first bit of negativity I've seen on bluesky is "morning Joe folks went to maralago"
Like, who gives a fuck. did we have standard for them? Call me when Bernie shows up
Like, who gives a fuck. did we have standard for them? Call me when Bernie shows up
November 18, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Weird that the first bit of negativity I've seen on bluesky is "morning Joe folks went to maralago"
Like, who gives a fuck. did we have standard for them? Call me when Bernie shows up
Like, who gives a fuck. did we have standard for them? Call me when Bernie shows up
Liked my tweets? You're gonna *love* my skeets
November 17, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Liked my tweets? You're gonna *love* my skeets
Reposted by Twirpy Durkins
I bet no one had "we all stop using Twitter because Trump won the election (again)" on our bingo cards from 2016-2020, where all i did was read tweets about trump
November 16, 2024 at 5:24 PM
I bet no one had "we all stop using Twitter because Trump won the election (again)" on our bingo cards from 2016-2020, where all i did was read tweets about trump
Okay, I'll bite. What's bluesky?
November 16, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Okay, I'll bite. What's bluesky?
Isnt there a gross photo of Matt gaetz that i instantly blocked out? I distinctly remember something in this realm but refuse to Google it
November 15, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Isnt there a gross photo of Matt gaetz that i instantly blocked out? I distinctly remember something in this realm but refuse to Google it
Need a new personal brand for the new social platform. Tinkering with the idea of a vaguely loveable nitwit
November 12, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Need a new personal brand for the new social platform. Tinkering with the idea of a vaguely loveable nitwit