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Tealin
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Animator, teacher, making a graphic novel serial of The Worst Journey in the World. "Commendably insane" – Francis Spufford | patreon.com/tealin | worstjourney.com
New term for incels just dropped
February 13, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Geez, Patreon, way to go all Ecclesiastes on me here.
February 12, 2026 at 7:35 PM
The Canadians didn't even need to be on the front lines to be killed ... by the Americans. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarnak_...
At the time, there was scuttlebutt (dunno how true) that none of the Allies wanted their base next to the Americans' because they had such a bad reputation for friendly fire.
January 23, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Just saying. #scurvy
January 20, 2026 at 6:33 AM
I see there have been updates.
January 18, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I am catching up on the Thursday Next books before the new one comes out, and am frequently being reminded that the last time I read them was before I started listening to Radio 4.
January 17, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Most wholesome warmup sketch today ... #blessed
January 8, 2026 at 10:12 AM
December 20, 2025 at 9:02 AM
They have arrived ... And I don't even have to fight my niece for them ...
December 16, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Yes! YES!! T_T
December 16, 2025 at 12:56 PM
OMG YES ITS HAPPENING
December 16, 2025 at 12:38 PM
LUNCH. IS. SORTED!!!
December 16, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Sometimes you go to Vancouver, and sometimes Vancouver comes to you.
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
It's not easy to find fish and chips in Germany, but when they do play, their game is strong.
November 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I went to school in the States and am no stranger to this approach but I can't say it *means* anything to me. I can estimate vs a block of butter (1lb) or myself (150lb) but over 300 is meaningless. I remember more comparisons to school buses and/or African elephants for large quantities of size.
November 20, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Mix a little chilli powder with your birdseed and the squirrels, who can taste it, will leave it for the birds, who can't. I've been doing this for a few months now and I haven't seen a single squirrel on my feeders, or even in my garden. Also works on fat balls.
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
November 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
For Remembrance Sunday, a post I wrote on two boys who never married, owned property, had children, or anything else that might leave a paper trail, only had really memorable headstones. tealin.dreamwidth.org/469419.html
November 9, 2025 at 12:37 PM
BRB just being fitted with a colleague
October 28, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Good year for pumpkins, apparently.
October 27, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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October 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
[pinches bridge of nose]
Look, I get what you're doing here, and the intention is noble, but naming something Franklin and sending it to explore somewhere cold and desolate has ... other connotations.
October 22, 2025 at 8:27 AM
October 12, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Maybe they're right. Maybe Western civilisation is falling.
October 1, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Guess who's In Town!
September 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM