Phil Graham
@twigsays.bsky.social
Bard to the court of West Yorkshire. Level 34.
It's got to the stage where the only way to really anticipate Trump's actions is to see it like he does.
He thinks his presidency is the plot of a fucking Michael Bay movie, so think of it like that. You're more likely to be right than the people who tell you you're overreacting.
He thinks his presidency is the plot of a fucking Michael Bay movie, so think of it like that. You're more likely to be right than the people who tell you you're overreacting.
January 15, 2026 at 3:06 PM
It's got to the stage where the only way to really anticipate Trump's actions is to see it like he does.
He thinks his presidency is the plot of a fucking Michael Bay movie, so think of it like that. You're more likely to be right than the people who tell you you're overreacting.
He thinks his presidency is the plot of a fucking Michael Bay movie, so think of it like that. You're more likely to be right than the people who tell you you're overreacting.
My new favourite thing is watching videos by hard line ex republican gun nuts turning on Trump.
It's just... Beautiful.
If he wants his civil war he's not gonna be left with much help.
It's just... Beautiful.
If he wants his civil war he's not gonna be left with much help.
January 14, 2026 at 9:40 AM
My new favourite thing is watching videos by hard line ex republican gun nuts turning on Trump.
It's just... Beautiful.
If he wants his civil war he's not gonna be left with much help.
It's just... Beautiful.
If he wants his civil war he's not gonna be left with much help.
A guy just sat next to me on the bus, stinking of weed, and cracked open a can of Strongbow.
It is 7.30am.
Why are people.
It is 7.30am.
Why are people.
January 12, 2026 at 7:31 AM
A guy just sat next to me on the bus, stinking of weed, and cracked open a can of Strongbow.
It is 7.30am.
Why are people.
It is 7.30am.
Why are people.
So I finally watched the Logan Paul interview with Neil Degrasse Tyson after hearing it was really combative, and you know what, I was pleasantly surprised. I still don't like the Paul brothers and Logan isn't very bright, he asked a few dumb questions, but he was very respectful and fair.
January 9, 2026 at 2:55 PM
So I finally watched the Logan Paul interview with Neil Degrasse Tyson after hearing it was really combative, and you know what, I was pleasantly surprised. I still don't like the Paul brothers and Logan isn't very bright, he asked a few dumb questions, but he was very respectful and fair.
If there's a hell, it's a bus station greggs at 8am.
January 5, 2026 at 8:14 AM
If there's a hell, it's a bus station greggs at 8am.
Picked up a copy of War of the Realms: Agents of Atlas #1, 2nd print with the 1st appearance of Luna Snow and her first cover.
If an extremely specific and somewhat unpredictable chain of events occurs, it MIGHT be worth a few quid in the future.
And they say gambling is for suckers.
If an extremely specific and somewhat unpredictable chain of events occurs, it MIGHT be worth a few quid in the future.
And they say gambling is for suckers.
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Picked up a copy of War of the Realms: Agents of Atlas #1, 2nd print with the 1st appearance of Luna Snow and her first cover.
If an extremely specific and somewhat unpredictable chain of events occurs, it MIGHT be worth a few quid in the future.
And they say gambling is for suckers.
If an extremely specific and somewhat unpredictable chain of events occurs, it MIGHT be worth a few quid in the future.
And they say gambling is for suckers.
Two women who work at my local pub are identical twins, and I had no idea. I've only met them each separately and thought they were the same person.
Lastnight I saw them both in the same place for the first time and I thought I was having a stroke.
Lastnight I saw them both in the same place for the first time and I thought I was having a stroke.
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Two women who work at my local pub are identical twins, and I had no idea. I've only met them each separately and thought they were the same person.
Lastnight I saw them both in the same place for the first time and I thought I was having a stroke.
Lastnight I saw them both in the same place for the first time and I thought I was having a stroke.
Seems to me that the only fundamental difference between pizzagate and the Epstein scandal is the size of the locale.
The proud patriots were willing to shoot up a restaurant over a wild hunch, but when it's a whole island they're not that fussed.
The proud patriots were willing to shoot up a restaurant over a wild hunch, but when it's a whole island they're not that fussed.
December 28, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Seems to me that the only fundamental difference between pizzagate and the Epstein scandal is the size of the locale.
The proud patriots were willing to shoot up a restaurant over a wild hunch, but when it's a whole island they're not that fussed.
The proud patriots were willing to shoot up a restaurant over a wild hunch, but when it's a whole island they're not that fussed.
Never really vibed with Taylor Swift's music but I've always respected the hell out of her as an artist, especially since watching the Eras tour documentary. She really is an incredible human being.
Also Whyley Yoshimura is my new hero/spirit animal/crush, I'm so in love with him.
Also Whyley Yoshimura is my new hero/spirit animal/crush, I'm so in love with him.
December 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Never really vibed with Taylor Swift's music but I've always respected the hell out of her as an artist, especially since watching the Eras tour documentary. She really is an incredible human being.
Also Whyley Yoshimura is my new hero/spirit animal/crush, I'm so in love with him.
Also Whyley Yoshimura is my new hero/spirit animal/crush, I'm so in love with him.
I wish detective shows wouldn't do the obligatory fake drug trial story. "Pharma company releases giant IPO with a new miracle drug that's really dangerous but somehow made it to market anyway and they murdered the investigating journo."
It doesn't work like that. Stop baiting antivaxxers.
It doesn't work like that. Stop baiting antivaxxers.
December 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I wish detective shows wouldn't do the obligatory fake drug trial story. "Pharma company releases giant IPO with a new miracle drug that's really dangerous but somehow made it to market anyway and they murdered the investigating journo."
It doesn't work like that. Stop baiting antivaxxers.
It doesn't work like that. Stop baiting antivaxxers.
Phantom Menace isn't that bad. There, I said it.
I've been a Star Wars fan all my life so I know what I'm doing.
I've been a Star Wars fan all my life so I know what I'm doing.
December 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Phantom Menace isn't that bad. There, I said it.
I've been a Star Wars fan all my life so I know what I'm doing.
I've been a Star Wars fan all my life so I know what I'm doing.
It's been 2 months and I was completely wrong about this.
Apparently I can do basic algebra until I see a negative sign and then my brain just falls out.
Apparently I can do basic algebra until I see a negative sign and then my brain just falls out.
As far as I can tell, it's a bit like music theory so far. Stuff like energy transfer is pretty simple and intuitive the same way that chord structures and scales are if you play the piano, but the terminology and correct wording is the hard part.
December 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
It's been 2 months and I was completely wrong about this.
Apparently I can do basic algebra until I see a negative sign and then my brain just falls out.
Apparently I can do basic algebra until I see a negative sign and then my brain just falls out.
Someday you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champion soup bonobo in the sky.
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champion soup bonobo in the sky.
December 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Someday you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champion soup bonobo in the sky.
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champion soup bonobo in the sky.
These AI movie trailers are driving me insane. That Peaky Blinders one almost had me until about 20 seconds in.
December 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
These AI movie trailers are driving me insane. That Peaky Blinders one almost had me until about 20 seconds in.
Quantum superposition.
It's neither here nor there.
It's neither here nor there.
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Quantum superposition.
It's neither here nor there.
It's neither here nor there.
Well, I gave out a business card in a traffic jam tonight. That's a first.
November 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Well, I gave out a business card in a traffic jam tonight. That's a first.
Sometimes it's a shame to be an atheist. I'd love to believe there was a hell for people who watch tiktoks at full volume on the bus.
October 31, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Sometimes it's a shame to be an atheist. I'd love to believe there was a hell for people who watch tiktoks at full volume on the bus.
When this is all over, I want to see a new version of the West Wing about the poor bastards whose job it is to do damage control every time he does something insane.
October 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
When this is all over, I want to see a new version of the West Wing about the poor bastards whose job it is to do damage control every time he does something insane.
I refuse to be lectured on the dangers of mercury in vaccines by someone who drinks hydrogen and puts chlorine on their french fries.
October 28, 2025 at 9:54 AM
I refuse to be lectured on the dangers of mercury in vaccines by someone who drinks hydrogen and puts chlorine on their french fries.
Being overwhelmed and scared away from new casual hobbies by incessant advertising is a great reason to stay off Facebook.
I made the mistake of posting that I was attending my first D&D game a few weeks ago. Now I'm just being bombarded.
I made the mistake of posting that I was attending my first D&D game a few weeks ago. Now I'm just being bombarded.
October 15, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Being overwhelmed and scared away from new casual hobbies by incessant advertising is a great reason to stay off Facebook.
I made the mistake of posting that I was attending my first D&D game a few weeks ago. Now I'm just being bombarded.
I made the mistake of posting that I was attending my first D&D game a few weeks ago. Now I'm just being bombarded.
The antivaxx thing is getting really old now. We need a new one.
Apparently, 99% of car accidents are caused by the rising prices of tinned soup. Alcohol and guardrails don't even exist. 5g chemtrail bats etc.
Ask China. China knows. Do your own googling.
Apparently, 99% of car accidents are caused by the rising prices of tinned soup. Alcohol and guardrails don't even exist. 5g chemtrail bats etc.
Ask China. China knows. Do your own googling.
October 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The antivaxx thing is getting really old now. We need a new one.
Apparently, 99% of car accidents are caused by the rising prices of tinned soup. Alcohol and guardrails don't even exist. 5g chemtrail bats etc.
Ask China. China knows. Do your own googling.
Apparently, 99% of car accidents are caused by the rising prices of tinned soup. Alcohol and guardrails don't even exist. 5g chemtrail bats etc.
Ask China. China knows. Do your own googling.
I don't think I ever fully appreciated how weird it is to see TV ads that are really inappropriate to the show they're breaking before we started streaming everything.
Going straight from Handmaid's Tale to an ad for Taskmaster is just bizarre.
Going straight from Handmaid's Tale to an ad for Taskmaster is just bizarre.
September 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I don't think I ever fully appreciated how weird it is to see TV ads that are really inappropriate to the show they're breaking before we started streaming everything.
Going straight from Handmaid's Tale to an ad for Taskmaster is just bizarre.
Going straight from Handmaid's Tale to an ad for Taskmaster is just bizarre.
I mean... Chatting about tech investments and recognizing Palestine is all well and good but there's a big fucking fascist elephant in the room, lads.
September 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I mean... Chatting about tech investments and recognizing Palestine is all well and good but there's a big fucking fascist elephant in the room, lads.
Anyone else feel like we're now at the point where paranoia about complete societal collapse has become common sense?
We've joked about having apocalypse go-bags for years but yesterday I actually packed one...
We've joked about having apocalypse go-bags for years but yesterday I actually packed one...
September 18, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Anyone else feel like we're now at the point where paranoia about complete societal collapse has become common sense?
We've joked about having apocalypse go-bags for years but yesterday I actually packed one...
We've joked about having apocalypse go-bags for years but yesterday I actually packed one...
Finally getting around to watching Andor and oh look, I'm in love with Stellan Skarsgard... Again.
September 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Finally getting around to watching Andor and oh look, I'm in love with Stellan Skarsgard... Again.