@twharper.bsky.social
I’m a poly & ENM guy (have a husband & a boyfriend). Creator and mod of r/Dudesinsocks on Reddit.
Make smarter choices
February 5, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Make smarter choices
I’m not going to lie: I don’t know who the fuck Bad Bunny is, I have absolutely zero interest in his music, and I don’t really care what his message is. He pisses off conservatives and for that I’m a fan.
February 2, 2026 at 9:42 AM
I’m not going to lie: I don’t know who the fuck Bad Bunny is, I have absolutely zero interest in his music, and I don’t really care what his message is. He pisses off conservatives and for that I’m a fan.
Conversations with the Boyfriend:
BF: “I have a possibly weird favor to ask. You can say no.”
Me: “I’ve asked you to tweeze the hair out of my ears and take pictures of my butt hole. We’re good. Ask away.”
BF: “I have a possibly weird favor to ask. You can say no.”
Me: “I’ve asked you to tweeze the hair out of my ears and take pictures of my butt hole. We’re good. Ask away.”
January 27, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Conversations with the Boyfriend:
BF: “I have a possibly weird favor to ask. You can say no.”
Me: “I’ve asked you to tweeze the hair out of my ears and take pictures of my butt hole. We’re good. Ask away.”
BF: “I have a possibly weird favor to ask. You can say no.”
Me: “I’ve asked you to tweeze the hair out of my ears and take pictures of my butt hole. We’re good. Ask away.”
Anyone else feel like the United States has become a crossover episode between Black Mirror and The Office? No? It’s just me then? Cool.
January 27, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Anyone else feel like the United States has become a crossover episode between Black Mirror and The Office? No? It’s just me then? Cool.
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ICE wrote a memo to get around warrantless entries into homes, and they knew it was so illegal they kept it secret until a whistleblower blew the scheme open.
January 22, 2026 at 9:30 PM
ICE wrote a memo to get around warrantless entries into homes, and they knew it was so illegal they kept it secret until a whistleblower blew the scheme open.
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We have SEVEN House Democrats who need to be primaried. They literally just voted to give ICE more money.
Let’s support and donate to SEVEN challengers to unseat these SEVEN Democrats. #DefundICE until there is complete overhaul of this corrupt and criminal gang of thugs.
Let’s support and donate to SEVEN challengers to unseat these SEVEN Democrats. #DefundICE until there is complete overhaul of this corrupt and criminal gang of thugs.
January 22, 2026 at 10:33 PM
We have SEVEN House Democrats who need to be primaried. They literally just voted to give ICE more money.
Let’s support and donate to SEVEN challengers to unseat these SEVEN Democrats. #DefundICE until there is complete overhaul of this corrupt and criminal gang of thugs.
Let’s support and donate to SEVEN challengers to unseat these SEVEN Democrats. #DefundICE until there is complete overhaul of this corrupt and criminal gang of thugs.
I know aTHIS bitch didn’t just say that! She needs to slapped right in her whore mouth.
January 6, 2026 at 4:18 AM
I know aTHIS bitch didn’t just say that! She needs to slapped right in her whore mouth.
Anyone else notice how the Republicans only care if the Republicans win in the mid-terms? Not the American people, mind you…the Republicans. Anyone? Anyone…? I’ll wait.
December 26, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Anyone else notice how the Republicans only care if the Republicans win in the mid-terms? Not the American people, mind you…the Republicans. Anyone? Anyone…? I’ll wait.
Tan lines are gross. I don’t mean incidental tan lines like from wearing a shirt in a sunny place or a farmers tan. I mean tan lines on people who intentionally tan. They’re basically human griddle marks. 🤢 There’s your daily dose of my opinion. You’re welcome.
December 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Tan lines are gross. I don’t mean incidental tan lines like from wearing a shirt in a sunny place or a farmers tan. I mean tan lines on people who intentionally tan. They’re basically human griddle marks. 🤢 There’s your daily dose of my opinion. You’re welcome.
I watch true crime so I don’t commit true crime.
December 18, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I watch true crime so I don’t commit true crime.
So…ummm…who had tRump blowing a horse on their bingo card for the week?
November 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
So…ummm…who had tRump blowing a horse on their bingo card for the week?
Well, it happened again.
Person: “I don’t even know who Feddy Mercury is.”
Me: “I will slap you in your whore mouth!”
Person: “I don’t even know who Feddy Mercury is.”
Me: “I will slap you in your whore mouth!”
October 30, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Well, it happened again.
Person: “I don’t even know who Feddy Mercury is.”
Me: “I will slap you in your whore mouth!”
Person: “I don’t even know who Feddy Mercury is.”
Me: “I will slap you in your whore mouth!”
Conservatives today: “Have empathy. Where’s your humanity? Blah, blah, blah…”
Where was that fascists empathy and humanity? Nah..pass me with that bullshit. A fascist got what a fascist deserves. Seems they only care about the “sanctity of life” when it’s a conservative that gets dealt with.
Where was that fascists empathy and humanity? Nah..pass me with that bullshit. A fascist got what a fascist deserves. Seems they only care about the “sanctity of life” when it’s a conservative that gets dealt with.
September 11, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Conservatives today: “Have empathy. Where’s your humanity? Blah, blah, blah…”
Where was that fascists empathy and humanity? Nah..pass me with that bullshit. A fascist got what a fascist deserves. Seems they only care about the “sanctity of life” when it’s a conservative that gets dealt with.
Where was that fascists empathy and humanity? Nah..pass me with that bullshit. A fascist got what a fascist deserves. Seems they only care about the “sanctity of life” when it’s a conservative that gets dealt with.
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This number is still up and running. Maybe call and ask them why #TrumpisontheEpsteinList, or why Republicans are helping the #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp, or why Orange Donnie is throwing up an #EpsteinDistraction daily.
Call 866-786-5972. Call now! 😎
Call 866-786-5972. Call now! 😎
August 13, 2025 at 4:53 AM
This number is still up and running. Maybe call and ask them why #TrumpisontheEpsteinList, or why Republicans are helping the #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp, or why Orange Donnie is throwing up an #EpsteinDistraction daily.
Call 866-786-5972. Call now! 😎
Call 866-786-5972. Call now! 😎
No sympathy or empathy for Texas. You’re not even worthy of thoughts and prayers. You’re dealing with the ramifications of the choices you made when you elected Nazis to public office, at both the state and federal level. Go cry at the hooves of Daddy Trump since that’s where your faith lives.
July 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
No sympathy or empathy for Texas. You’re not even worthy of thoughts and prayers. You’re dealing with the ramifications of the choices you made when you elected Nazis to public office, at both the state and federal level. Go cry at the hooves of Daddy Trump since that’s where your faith lives.
Straight Guys: “Ugh! Why do gay people always have to wear their sexuality on their sleeves?”
Same Straight Guys: <Header for every social media account> “I’m STRAIGHT! I’m not into dudes!”
Same Straight Guys: <Header for every social media account> “I’m STRAIGHT! I’m not into dudes!”
July 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Straight Guys: “Ugh! Why do gay people always have to wear their sexuality on their sleeves?”
Same Straight Guys: <Header for every social media account> “I’m STRAIGHT! I’m not into dudes!”
Same Straight Guys: <Header for every social media account> “I’m STRAIGHT! I’m not into dudes!”
This Saturday I had to say goodbye to my baby girl, my whole world, and the best friend I’ve ever known. Paisley was too good for this world. She fought hard, but her little body just couldn’t take it anymore. I’m shattered. I’m struggling to learn to breathe again. I don’t know how to do this.
June 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
This Saturday I had to say goodbye to my baby girl, my whole world, and the best friend I’ve ever known. Paisley was too good for this world. She fought hard, but her little body just couldn’t take it anymore. I’m shattered. I’m struggling to learn to breathe again. I don’t know how to do this.
Didn’t we learn anything from watching the Nazis put people on registries?🤔
Calling ASD a “disease” is stigmatizing and without basis. Tracking people with ASD in a database is fascistic and terrifying.
April 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Didn’t we learn anything from watching the Nazis put people on registries?🤔
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April 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Every single Republican is either a sexual predator or a proponent of a sexual predator.
Every👏🏻Single👏🏻One👏🏻
Every👏🏻Single👏🏻One👏🏻
“Gary Joseph Hawkins, 44, faces 3 counts of sexual exploitation of a minor after evidence was gathered during an FBI Child Exploitation and Human Trafficking Task Force undercover mission according to an affidavit filed in Sevier County.” - ABC4 TV Aurora, Utah.
#NotTrans #NotGay #NotAnImmigrant
#NotTrans #NotGay #NotAnImmigrant
April 8, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Every single Republican is either a sexual predator or a proponent of a sexual predator.
Every👏🏻Single👏🏻One👏🏻
Every👏🏻Single👏🏻One👏🏻
👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 PAY ATTENTION!!!!👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
March 29, 2025 at 4:12 AM
👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 PAY ATTENTION!!!!👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
People: “Why do you love the PNW so much?”
Me: “Well for starters:”
Me: “Well for starters:”
March 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
People: “Why do you love the PNW so much?”
Me: “Well for starters:”
Me: “Well for starters:”