dakota!!!! shut the fuck up!!!!! I can’t even imagine what I would do if my boyfriend was sexting my mom’s best friend like what the fuck even is that?????

why is taylor being coy and pretending to date chase we all know she is the bachelorette ?

not to speak on the situation because. obviously I don’t know what happened. but the screaming and the yelling and the interrupting oh my god

watching the reunion and like demi and her husband are. insufferable.

I was about to say mayci’s husband might be the only cool one but never mind!!!! why would it be up to mayci to tell jessi not to invite marciano to dinner!!!

zac almost vomiting in his mouth when he says he’s “all for woman empowerment”

the “random” question is usually do you have a bathroom? or do you have [insert title here]?

as long as you were given the option!!

this happened at the public library I used to work at and we got to go home so

Oh oh you want the guy in the $5000 suit to voice GMC commercials?!?!?!

gob bluth??? with club sauce??