Tweek Tweak
@tweekcoffee32.bsky.social
AGH! Uh, hi, my name is Tweek. Yeah, I know it sounds ridiculous, but what the hell. Oh man, this is way too much pressure! I need coffee right now! AGH!
We're fine actually. What exactly happened to the antichrist again?
December 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
We're fine actually. What exactly happened to the antichrist again?
Okay, that's fair. So is there's anything else you wanted to ask me about?
December 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Okay, that's fair. So is there's anything else you wanted to ask me about?
What do you mean you forgot? He always talks about Stripe whenever he feels like it.
December 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
What do you mean you forgot? He always talks about Stripe whenever he feels like it.
Maybe I could get something for his pet guinea pig, Stripe.
December 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Maybe I could get something for his pet guinea pig, Stripe.
I don't know, I'm just busy trying to think about what I wanna get him for Christmas.
December 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I don't know, I'm just busy trying to think about what I wanna get him for Christmas.
I’m sure Butters has told you about when he said some horrible stuff to Bebe a while back.
December 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I’m sure Butters has told you about when he said some horrible stuff to Bebe a while back.
It’s kinda simple really, you just need some confidence. And don’t listen to anything Cartman tells you because it’ll just lead to trouble.
December 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It’s kinda simple really, you just need some confidence. And don’t listen to anything Cartman tells you because it’ll just lead to trouble.
Yeah, I'm not even joking. But the reason he did that was because he apparently had no idea how to text Bebe using his own words because he fears she might leave him again if he said the wrong thing to her.
December 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Yeah, I'm not even joking. But the reason he did that was because he apparently had no idea how to text Bebe using his own words because he fears she might leave him again if he said the wrong thing to her.
Oh really? Well, I'll see what I can come up for you when that time comes.
December 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Oh really? Well, I'll see what I can come up for you when that time comes.
Oh, uh, okay then. So what should we make for you when your birthday comes?
December 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Oh, uh, okay then. So what should we make for you when your birthday comes?
I've said it before, but we had two instances where students had been using AI apps before. Like there was that one time some students were using ChatGPT to cheat on their essays, specifically Stan, Cartman, Butters and Clyde. Clyde also used that app to text Bebe, a week after they got back.
December 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I've said it before, but we had two instances where students had been using AI apps before. Like there was that one time some students were using ChatGPT to cheat on their essays, specifically Stan, Cartman, Butters and Clyde. Clyde also used that app to text Bebe, a week after they got back.
What's wrong with cake?
December 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
What's wrong with cake?
I think I know what happened to that student after he got caught. We'd better be careful with that stuff, we've had two mishaps of students using AI app at our school before.
December 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I think I know what happened to that student after he got caught. We'd better be careful with that stuff, we've had two mishaps of students using AI app at our school before.
Oh god! Did the teachers find out?
December 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Oh god! Did the teachers find out?
No, I meant did any of the students in your old school ever use AI apps before you moved here?
December 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
No, I meant did any of the students in your old school ever use AI apps before you moved here?
//No, I just ate a lot at the school cafeteria for lunch.
December 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
//No, I just ate a lot at the school cafeteria for lunch.
[he then pauses for a bit] Did PC Principal ever read the bible when he converted to Power-Christian? Because I've a feeling he didn't.
December 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
[he then pauses for a bit] Did PC Principal ever read the bible when he converted to Power-Christian? Because I've a feeling he didn't.
Oh, sorry about that. Yeah, I'm fine with you reading the bible to us.
December 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Oh, sorry about that. Yeah, I'm fine with you reading the bible to us.