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showering using sea men instead of scam poo yummmmmmmmmm
November 27, 2025 at 8:16 AM
got my ears washed and two rocks the size of small rocks came out no wonder why i couldn't hear you.

hang on, you're spouting that bullshit again. doctor, put them back in!
September 16, 2025 at 7:09 AM
if y'a'ever need a digestive system purge, just be a diabetic person on medication and go to a chinese buffet.

waterhammer in your ass before you finish eating.

mmmmmmmmm
January 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
in the past four hours, i have gone poopoo, i swear to god, 11 times, and i'm about to have to go again MAKE IT STOP
January 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
i think footballs should hit the cheerleaders more.

i have two of them that i can contribute to this cause.
January 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
y'a'ever just have the toilet paper rip off in your ass?
October 18, 2024 at 4:50 PM
WHAT THE HELL HAS BEEN GOING ON OVER THERE???
October 16, 2024 at 10:49 PM
the barenaked ladies are a bunch of clothed dudes, what the hell??!? i wanted a bunch of sweaty, declothed hunks!
October 20, 2023 at 8:38 PM
we represent the lollipop guild
October 20, 2023 at 8:33 PM
with my girl friend right now poggin and froggin
October 13, 2023 at 12:16 AM
who up froggerin they beyond
October 4, 2023 at 1:13 AM
i'm hard at work
September 30, 2023 at 7:50 AM
damn just saw an image of bea pokemon's tight as fuck abs hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
September 26, 2023 at 4:21 AM
combining the brain power of every single person around the united states of america not to own the libs but to change the light bulb on isle 7 it is flickering goddammit change the fucking light bulb
September 26, 2023 at 4:14 AM
i am in serial experiments pain
September 26, 2023 at 4:12 AM
sending videos of monkeys screeching at each other to my crush and saying “us <3” she still hasn’t responded
September 26, 2023 at 4:11 AM
THE BRAND NEW BURGER YOU CAN FUCK. THIS BURGER IS BETTER THAN SEX. YOU COULD FUCK THIS BURGER. ONLY AT BURGER KING YOU CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN THIS BURGER. YOUR BALLS WILL EXPLODE, GUARUNTEED. YOU CAN COME INSIDE, OUTSIDE, AND ALL OVER THE NEW BURGER KING BURGERS.
September 26, 2023 at 4:10 AM
watching the naked brothers band is not a female trait it is a show for only the truest of kings
September 26, 2023 at 4:10 AM
if the earth is flat then why do i have a dump truck sized ass
September 26, 2023 at 4:10 AM
wahoo!!... if god is so willing.
September 26, 2023 at 4:09 AM
i am being put on death row for posting not safe for work in general
September 26, 2023 at 4:09 AM
dirty harry implies the existence of clean harry
September 26, 2023 at 4:08 AM
dear applebees, you claim the customer is always right yet you say its wrong to shit in the deep fryer. curious
September 26, 2023 at 4:07 AM
jugemi jugemi goko no surikire kaijari suigoyo no suigoyo matsu unrai matsu furai matsu kuneru tokoro ni sumu tokoro yaburakoji no burakoji paipo paipo paipo no shuringan shuringan no guurindai guurindai no ponpokopi no ponpokona no chosuke
September 26, 2023 at 4:04 AM
pissing in the walgreens bathroom psssshhhhhhh psshshshshhhshshshshsh
September 26, 2023 at 4:04 AM