The Real Twain
@twain.bsky.social
Port lover. EFC proper. Lushington. Battles Demons. Turning Bullshit into marmalade. Lovely to see you again my friend.
Hahah Papillon fucking state of that gruel !
December 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Hahah Papillon fucking state of that gruel !
Is Santa your code word?
December 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Is Santa your code word?
I’ve already asked you that haven’t I
December 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I’ve already asked you that haven’t I
All well mate thanks. Teenager is settled in York loving the Uni life while bleeding me dry. How’s you ?
December 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
All well mate thanks. Teenager is settled in York loving the Uni life while bleeding me dry. How’s you ?
May Yuletide logs slip from your fire and burn your house down.
December 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
May Yuletide logs slip from your fire and burn your house down.
Indeed captain turkish log! How are you old bean ?
December 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Indeed captain turkish log! How are you old bean ?
They won’t like that
December 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
They won’t like that
Proper horrible cunt
December 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Proper horrible cunt
Sticky biscuit I think 🤔
November 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Sticky biscuit I think 🤔
lol post of the day !
November 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
lol post of the day !