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david tveite
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for some reason it's pronounced "twighty." i do standup and i go to the grocery store and that's basically it.

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pronouncing his name like it rhymes with dracula, i don't care if it's wrong
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
my foodstyle determines my poopstyle
November 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
get leto in there for a mortdecai morbius crossover
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
what the fuck
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
saved this comment i saw on facebook after it happened. it was already pretty funny but looking at it two months on: lolololol
November 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
wait i didn't look closely enough at the pic, literally the exact same intersection lol
November 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
the single day where they actually clear out the lanes every fall has gotta be getting close at this point, i'm taking my life in my hands every time i ride past ne 7th & tillamook
November 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
the nfl needs to introduce "house rules" to avoid plateauing viewership numbers. i believe this should also include every team hosting games on a different playing surface.
November 18, 2025 at 5:25 AM
that's so funny and at least partly explains bill maher's whole deal
November 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM