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Jake
@tuxedo-tarrask.bsky.social
🇺🇲 born, but slowly "verkazen" 🇳🇱

32, gay boy with still too much time on his hands
Bless him, he thought it was like on TV here and that I had seen it.
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Congrats tho!
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The Netherlands has... 3? That aren't Christmas but if they land on a weekend you just don't get them at all loool
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
😍
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
My accent is a mess, a lil NY, a lil UK, a lil Netherlands now... 🙈
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
It was just an overall assessment haha
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
They see us yapping, we don't notice because we're yapping
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Yappers of the world unite!
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I can live with this
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Actually fair point, those calves inspire way more faith in pizza tossing two men than mine do, how am I the bottom of this pyramid? 🤔
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I *love* Wildermyth 😍
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
❤️‍🩹 🥺 sorry to hear that
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
You over-estimate my power, but I've never said no to a challenge haha
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 AM
You can pair it to an index for mental spirals to make it a regular number. But the real focus is being tossed like pizza dough 🙂‍↕️
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 AM
It's K-W if it's going to be just you and a few people ragdolling you
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 AM
My proposal is that my scientist boyfriend takes over the bread winning role whereas I take over bread making by comparison
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
💀 bizarre
November 24, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Fairy curse, one day I'll be a real boy
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I'm sorry, what the fuck?
November 24, 2025 at 10:05 AM