This is Gorb, and he loves being silly.

Every now and then I think about the grandma from Mars Attacks! and it makes me smile.

I think whoever set up the office fruit basket today is on to me... 🥒

The perfect movie trailer tells you nothing about the plot, but still makes you want to see it. Also this song is a bop.

Come on, would it really be THAT bad?

"I gotta do it, man." Maj and Gorb need a rest, and the boss's money pile looks pretty comfy. Happy Orctober!

Awesome work of my boys by @devitar.bsky.social !

D'oh! All this time I was using the Weird Al method.

Hey, it's Orctober! Have some breezy Gorb cock. Art by the amazing @orcdorc.bsky.social

Eddie just wanted a dip after a long day. He didn't expect a big daddy orc to join him for some fun, but when in Rome...

Artwork by the amazing Shadowwow_YC (Twitter) featuring my handsome bugbear. I need to figure out a name for orc daddy, though...right after I'm done rubbing one out!

Gorb plushie by Ribbions Art (on Twitter)

So soft. So huggable. So #orc