Turtle Hermit
@turtle-hermit.bsky.social
Cat Dad. Philly Sports. Large Sandwiches.
Fuck the The Braves - Iron Sheikh
May 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Fuck the The Braves - Iron Sheikh
If Ghost makes music for Scooby Doo villains, Sleep Token makes music for sad Addams Family montages.
May 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
If Ghost makes music for Scooby Doo villains, Sleep Token makes music for sad Addams Family montages.
Thinking about the time I saved the Phillies season by wearing my Charlie Manuel jersey to the game last night.
April 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Thinking about the time I saved the Phillies season by wearing my Charlie Manuel jersey to the game last night.
Omw2ftP.
(On my way to fix the Phillies)
(On my way to fix the Phillies)
April 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Omw2ftP.
(On my way to fix the Phillies)
(On my way to fix the Phillies)
People with their laptops out on the train: why.
April 2, 2025 at 12:22 PM
People with their laptops out on the train: why.
Perhaps back. Perhaps.
April 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Perhaps back. Perhaps.
Phillies song for this year gonna be in honor of Phillies greats and brothers Jimmy and Scott, Rollin by Limp Bizkit
February 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Phillies song for this year gonna be in honor of Phillies greats and brothers Jimmy and Scott, Rollin by Limp Bizkit
Just watched two pots of water boil. Get an induction stove before you go writing parables, idiots.
February 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Just watched two pots of water boil. Get an induction stove before you go writing parables, idiots.
Good of the Giants Front Office to show up
February 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Good of the Giants Front Office to show up
How it started vs how it ended
February 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
How it started vs how it ended
Reposted by Turtle Hermit
It took me five years of off-and-on attempts, but I finally reached 7-99 in Spelunky 2. One of the most difficult gaming challenges ever and I managed to complete it.
Thank you, Derek @mossmouth.bsky.social. It's been a wonderful adventure.
youtu.be/2oGnkhfReAM
Thank you, Derek @mossmouth.bsky.social. It's been a wonderful adventure.
youtu.be/2oGnkhfReAM
I Reached Level 7-99 in Spelunky 2
YouTube video by michaelalfox
youtu.be
February 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
It took me five years of off-and-on attempts, but I finally reached 7-99 in Spelunky 2. One of the most difficult gaming challenges ever and I managed to complete it.
Thank you, Derek @mossmouth.bsky.social. It's been a wonderful adventure.
youtu.be/2oGnkhfReAM
Thank you, Derek @mossmouth.bsky.social. It's been a wonderful adventure.
youtu.be/2oGnkhfReAM
Anyone could have gotten it that night - Chris Long
February 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Anyone could have gotten it that night - Chris Long
Reposted by Turtle Hermit
I love yall. Go fucking Birds. Our team.
Spanish and KC calls later today. Westwood One late today or tomorrow.
Spanish and KC calls later today. Westwood One late today or tomorrow.
Eagles vs Chiefs: Super Bowl LIX
The Merrill and Mike Thread
1. DOTSON!
The Merrill and Mike Thread
1. DOTSON!
February 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I love yall. Go fucking Birds. Our team.
Spanish and KC calls later today. Westwood One late today or tomorrow.
Spanish and KC calls later today. Westwood One late today or tomorrow.
Quick reminder the Eagles are 2x Super Bowl Champions and also I love you all
February 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Quick reminder the Eagles are 2x Super Bowl Champions and also I love you all
Great game, who do we play next
February 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Great game, who do we play next
40-22 goes so hard
February 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
40-22 goes so hard
Anyone can get it
February 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Anyone can get it
KENNY PICKETT RUN THAT CLOCK OUT
February 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
KENNY PICKETT RUN THAT CLOCK OUT
Hey I'm gonna go fill up on gas, can I get anyone some fried chicken or a Saquon t shirt while I'm at the gas station?
February 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Hey I'm gonna go fill up on gas, can I get anyone some fried chicken or a Saquon t shirt while I'm at the gas station?
Boutta get obnoxiously into espresso
February 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Boutta get obnoxiously into espresso
Reposted by Turtle Hermit
Eagles vs Commanders: NFC Championship
They "took over" the Hard Rock and then got Rocked Hard Edition, courtesy of the Commanders Radio Network with Bram Weinstein and London Fletcher
1. SAQUON. BARKLEY.
"One play. Eagles take the lead. Touchdown Saquon Barkley."
They "took over" the Hard Rock and then got Rocked Hard Edition, courtesy of the Commanders Radio Network with Bram Weinstein and London Fletcher
1. SAQUON. BARKLEY.
"One play. Eagles take the lead. Touchdown Saquon Barkley."
January 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Eagles vs Commanders: NFC Championship
They "took over" the Hard Rock and then got Rocked Hard Edition, courtesy of the Commanders Radio Network with Bram Weinstein and London Fletcher
1. SAQUON. BARKLEY.
"One play. Eagles take the lead. Touchdown Saquon Barkley."
They "took over" the Hard Rock and then got Rocked Hard Edition, courtesy of the Commanders Radio Network with Bram Weinstein and London Fletcher
1. SAQUON. BARKLEY.
"One play. Eagles take the lead. Touchdown Saquon Barkley."
Reposted by Turtle Hermit
Eagles vs Commanders: NFC Championship
The Merrill and Mike Thread
1. LEADOFF DINGER BY SAQUON BARKLEY
The Merrill and Mike Thread
1. LEADOFF DINGER BY SAQUON BARKLEY
January 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Eagles vs Commanders: NFC Championship
The Merrill and Mike Thread
1. LEADOFF DINGER BY SAQUON BARKLEY
The Merrill and Mike Thread
1. LEADOFF DINGER BY SAQUON BARKLEY
NFC Champions are in bed eating cheese and playing The Bazaar.
January 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
NFC Champions are in bed eating cheese and playing The Bazaar.