Ben from Iowa
@turbocorn.bsky.social
Mostly food and football. Occasional bird dog. Semi-frequent tech talk.
Never once had a thought other than “play”
December 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Never once had a thought other than “play”
The Yahoo! sports app’s win probability for the Nova vs Michigan tonight just completely stopped keeping track around the 17 minute mark of the second half
December 10, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The Yahoo! sports app’s win probability for the Nova vs Michigan tonight just completely stopped keeping track around the 17 minute mark of the second half
Never get too old for the pit.
Thanks to Hot Mulligan, Arm’s Length, Anxious, and Drug Church for a nice Monday evening.
Thanks to Hot Mulligan, Arm’s Length, Anxious, and Drug Church for a nice Monday evening.
December 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Never get too old for the pit.
Thanks to Hot Mulligan, Arm’s Length, Anxious, and Drug Church for a nice Monday evening.
Thanks to Hot Mulligan, Arm’s Length, Anxious, and Drug Church for a nice Monday evening.
Spread over puff pastry
November 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Spread over puff pastry
Whipped up some cinnamon butter
November 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Whipped up some cinnamon butter
Attempting to make apple roses for desert tomorrow
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Attempting to make apple roses for desert tomorrow
Old tree in the backyard was dying so we took a few branches down
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Old tree in the backyard was dying so we took a few branches down
They somehow put up 107 points earlier this year on just 8 threes and 11/22 from the free throw line??
November 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
They somehow put up 107 points earlier this year on just 8 threes and 11/22 from the free throw line??
Girlfriend and I locked in yesterday and did homemade caramel apples
October 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Girlfriend and I locked in yesterday and did homemade caramel apples
Made a cottage pie. I’m locked in on my cold weather meals early this year
October 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Made a cottage pie. I’m locked in on my cold weather meals early this year
Made a chicken pot pie with biscuits instead of pie crust
October 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Made a chicken pot pie with biscuits instead of pie crust
It’s every day with these idiots
September 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
It’s every day with these idiots
Can you smell what the football gods are cooking
September 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Can you smell what the football gods are cooking
Unfortunately not. This was one of the clauses in the agreement I needed to sign
August 23, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Unfortunately not. This was one of the clauses in the agreement I needed to sign
Me and the boys going to get the pb&js after playing one quarter of football
August 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Me and the boys going to get the pb&js after playing one quarter of football
Mrs. Met canonically has children
July 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Mrs. Met canonically has children
Apparently Mizzou does not play N away game this year until October 18
July 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Apparently Mizzou does not play N away game this year until October 18
For future developer reference, the HEX code for his face is #744347
July 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
For future developer reference, the HEX code for his face is #744347
Went for a little run this morning 🏃♂️
May 31, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Went for a little run this morning 🏃♂️
Two weeks until Dam to Dam half marathon! 💪🏼
May 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Two weeks until Dam to Dam half marathon! 💪🏼
