all I'm finding is that piro-piro is italian for sandpiper but I think this probably is not what you meant

Trying to decide if this or Huesker Due is funnier

In my mind this ending is more satisfying than any other I expect to get

It finds a planet entirely wrapped in a thick layer of ice. Under the ice it detects signs that there was once life on this world, but no longer. The probe finishes its scans and prepares to leave and travel to the next star. The End.

This was immediately followed by a sudden change in genre to scifi, with a chapter about an autonomous space probe entering a new planetary system and scanning the planets therein

I actually dreamed this ending to the books at some point. In my dream, the book ended soon after a chapter about getting ready for the Battle of Winterfell. The cold, creeping dread, and knowledge that this coming battle was their best last chance at turning the tide of the war

Anglo-Portuguese alliance remains strong en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-P...

I read this to the tune of the line in TLC’s No Scubs: “Also known as a buster”

Weren’t the whites and reds themselves each semi-aligned with one of the bigger groups?

A recent-ish tumblr scandal happened when they banned a vocal critic for “I hope [tumblr ceo] dies forever a painful death involving a car covered in hammers that explodes more than a few times and hammers go flying everywhere”

10 minutes before boarding: announcement of a 45 minute delay and a gate change

On the Access Hollywood tape: “isn’t is terrible? Yes, it’s terrible, but… people do change. I don’t know if he’s changed. […] but you’re never going to find a politician without a past.” So that’s why she finds it important to focus on “the policies, not the person.”