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A bee's just landed next to me, and said "5 fluid ounces, 120 pints, 7 cubic inches and 2 teaspoons." I think it spoke volumes.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social You'd have thought someone might have written a book about this by now.
February 13, 2026 at 2:25 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social

A white horse walks into a pub. The bartender says, "Hey, we've got a whisky named after you!"

The horse replies, "What, Eric?"

(Sorry) #LBC
January 28, 2026 at 11:34 AM
'A quick look at tomorrow's headlines...' #TheDayToday
January 15, 2026 at 11:06 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Greenland will be great for keeping all those AI data servers cool.
January 6, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Looks like the fun police are in town..
January 1, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Let's be careful out there...
December 31, 2025 at 1:29 PM
December 17, 2025 at 10:16 AM
This is amazing!
December 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
December 11, 2025 at 11:33 AM
@trientertainment.bsky.social Other ideas for Tom Daley's show: Purl Jam, War of the Wools, Skein of Thrones, The Yarn Ultimatum. #therestisentertainment #gameofwool
December 11, 2025 at 10:24 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk LBC News just said that 'critics say the social media ban could do more harm than good' without actually naming these critics? #LBC
December 9, 2025 at 12:06 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social When did this come in?
December 9, 2025 at 11:53 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social The BBC were already rubbishing it at the weekend.. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Social media ban: Can you ban kids from social media? Australia is about to try
The law comes into effect this week but critics worry it can't be enforced - and shouldn't be either.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 9, 2025 at 11:10 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Funny how it coincides with Tice talking about kids who wear headphones...
December 4, 2025 at 10:19 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social I feel like facial recognition is already here whether we like it or not. It's even on Ring doorbells. We'll probably be informed if someone at our door has a criminal record or not, or be asked to make a citizen's arrest on them because they have an unpaid parking ticket.
December 4, 2025 at 10:07 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social “Skydiving, motorcycling, fast catamaran sailing... the wide range of things I’ll do”
December 3, 2025 at 10:50 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social 'James, you're the very definition of masculinity'
December 1, 2025 at 12:10 PM
You're welcome.
November 29, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Find someone who looks at you like this dog looks at Will Smith.
November 28, 2025 at 1:04 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Yes. Brian Eno thinks the wealthy should pay more tax. He said the world is a better place to live if the people in it are happier.
November 28, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I was bored and it seemed like the right thing to do at the time #dealornodeal
November 26, 2025 at 11:23 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Was that impression meant to be of Arnold Schwarzenegger, or Vicky Michelle?
November 25, 2025 at 10:48 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Did the LBC news bulletin really run a story about Starmer having a nickname? Seriously? This country is royally fucked.
November 21, 2025 at 10:07 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Why is Gavin Williamson on #LBC doing Orville impressions?
November 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social talking to people on @lbc.co.uk claiming to have seen ghosts. #LBC
October 31, 2025 at 12:27 PM