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Tukang Makan
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I eat a lot and I like tea
"What do you want to eat?"

Anything as long as the cook looks like this: youtube.com/shorts/K0sGa...
February 3, 2026 at 12:06 PM
"Us" is a "Shop Vac" now iykyk
January 29, 2026 at 5:11 AM
I'm normally all for ignoring your texts. On the off chance I really need to reply you'll get customer service template chat. That's how much interacting with you sickens me
January 28, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Not a fan of Bleach but keep blasting their OSTs 24/7
January 28, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Reposted by Tukang Makan
January 28, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Laura Shigihara, Owl City, and Mili to send off Asa across the rainbow bridge...
January 14, 2026 at 3:55 AM
"that one YouTuber whose contents are about him drinking milk"

youtube.com/shorts/q54YA...
Q&A Friday: Italian Takeout… #anime #jojosbizzareadventure #leagueoflegends #onepiece
YouTube video by KingChris
youtube.com
January 11, 2026 at 4:31 AM
As an introvert I aspire to answer each and every conversation this way

youtu.be/JAJjfLxM09k?...
にゃん酷なにゃんこのテーゼ
YouTube video by Yoko Takahashi - Topic
youtu.be
January 10, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Never really understand the hype for Solo Leveling

youtube.com/shorts/Newgs...
SOLO LEVELING is Now the #2 ANIME #shorts
YouTube video by jacobweeby
youtube.com
January 6, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Asked family if US is gonna bomb us (Indonesia) next, but suddenly felt relief because our government is extremely corrupt and likely to accept any deals Drumpf is going to offer in exchange for our natural resources
January 4, 2026 at 6:50 AM
A religion called CAT-holic doesn't preach about worshipping cats. I feel scammed
January 4, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Reposted by Tukang Makan
Good morning, kids.
Be safe out there. 🥰
January 1, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Resting on the bed due to chills and migraine and my calico sassy queen sleeps on my leg 🥹🥰
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
When the game is CoC and the epic chest contains decorations... We don't even have space for decors gddmmit
a man is sitting in a chair with his hand on his forehead and the words `` seriously ? ''
ALT: a man is sitting in a chair with his hand on his forehead and the words `` seriously ? ''
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Japanese manga artists really throws the word "villainess" everywhere. No, I don't want another misunderstood Mary Sue, give me cunning, unbeatable, genuine villainess like The One Within the Villainess, RTA 24 Hours or the Villainess Reverses the Hourglass
December 4, 2025 at 5:20 AM
All my streaming apps must know my age. They keep recommending MTV Greatest Hits for me 😒
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Are these parody videos actually a prophecy

youtu.be/02t6r_7VhWE?...
November 1, 2025 at 8:36 AM
How's my painkiller shot still sore the day after, it's PAINKILLER gddmmit
November 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Also, can't expect anything from an app that advertises ICE recruitment, but putting miss capitalist "show girl" on my recommendation saying it's "similar to kpop" is wilding lol
October 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The bright sun calls for summertime playlist.

Cue 賽は投げられた and Perfect Blue by L'Arc~en~Ciel.

No, don't remind me that I'm ancient
October 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Hamo's (and by extension, MILI) songs may sound uplifting and happy but somehow it still makes your stomach churn
September 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Reposted by Tukang Makan
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September 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Funnily enough, people I met whose lives were handed on a silver platter were always this way, one way or another
September 27, 2025 at 10:32 AM
"doctor, my allergy is flaring. I'm allergic to truth and reality"
September 27, 2025 at 10:29 AM