Uptown Sinclair
@tuckfriendly.bsky.social
It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under
To be clear, in this asinine analogy, Larry Summers is a lady being burned at the stake.
February 15, 2026 at 4:57 AM
To be clear, in this asinine analogy, Larry Summers is a lady being burned at the stake.
You can tell that Jeffries absolutely thinks he just tore Ali a new asshole. He believes he is righteous. He pauses like he's admiring his last shot. You simply cannot shame a guy this self-deluded.
February 15, 2026 at 4:52 AM
You can tell that Jeffries absolutely thinks he just tore Ali a new asshole. He believes he is righteous. He pauses like he's admiring his last shot. You simply cannot shame a guy this self-deluded.
He'd probably frown upon the idea of going Mar-a-Lago face (obvious hedonism), but he looks a better candidate for it than some others.
February 15, 2026 at 3:29 AM
He'd probably frown upon the idea of going Mar-a-Lago face (obvious hedonism), but he looks a better candidate for it than some others.
They're not going to risk trying to innovate—both because they aren't that innovative and because it's too late for anything but plowing through with the plan that's been set in motion.
February 15, 2026 at 2:42 AM
They're not going to risk trying to innovate—both because they aren't that innovative and because it's too late for anything but plowing through with the plan that's been set in motion.
Hadn't thought of that. I zoomed in on the bike but I don't see any truck nuts.
February 15, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Hadn't thought of that. I zoomed in on the bike but I don't see any truck nuts.
In the 35mm print the title is "Joseph Dirt."
February 14, 2026 at 9:51 PM
In the 35mm print the title is "Joseph Dirt."
An ebike is what you drive when you've been serially DUIed in your Ford F150.
February 14, 2026 at 8:55 PM
An ebike is what you drive when you've been serially DUIed in your Ford F150.
Just as organic, peaceful pressure is how you get Elon's hair plugs to stay in his head.
February 14, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Just as organic, peaceful pressure is how you get Elon's hair plugs to stay in his head.
The plan was for Bannon to get close enough to the pope to excrete several gallons of saliva on him so that the pontiff's flesh would slowly melt away after several weeks.
February 14, 2026 at 7:42 PM
The plan was for Bannon to get close enough to the pope to excrete several gallons of saliva on him so that the pontiff's flesh would slowly melt away after several weeks.
Bundy the law student. Watercolors by AH.
February 14, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Bundy the law student. Watercolors by AH.
You're still calling Epstein a financier?
February 14, 2026 at 1:06 PM
You're still calling Epstein a financier?
The main business of a lot of talent agencies is collecting attractive and perhaps desperate young women and promising them that you alone can give them the future they desire.
February 14, 2026 at 4:48 AM
The main business of a lot of talent agencies is collecting attractive and perhaps desperate young women and promising them that you alone can give them the future they desire.
Novichoktails new on the drinks menu at Mar-a-Lago.
February 14, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Novichoktails new on the drinks menu at Mar-a-Lago.
But if you ask them, most of them will tell you that "Yeah, I'm basically up overall. Basically. Worst case scenario, I break even most days...Oh, my truck? Nah, I decided to sell it and get a bike, figured it would help me get into shape. Where's the bike? Oh, yeah, it's...um, it's got a flat."
February 14, 2026 at 3:18 AM
But if you ask them, most of them will tell you that "Yeah, I'm basically up overall. Basically. Worst case scenario, I break even most days...Oh, my truck? Nah, I decided to sell it and get a bike, figured it would help me get into shape. Where's the bike? Oh, yeah, it's...um, it's got a flat."
I'm not clear on how you recall a senator. Does it involve ropes and knots and four half-ton trucks, each pulling in a different cardinal direction?
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
I'm not clear on how you recall a senator. Does it involve ropes and knots and four half-ton trucks, each pulling in a different cardinal direction?
Lovely. Plus, I'm gonna take it as a positive sign that I had not until now heard about this fellow's most recent inanity.
February 13, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Lovely. Plus, I'm gonna take it as a positive sign that I had not until now heard about this fellow's most recent inanity.
"Hey, I'm a hardcore nimby, but these fascists are fucking with my plan to sell and move to Phoenix."
Cognitive dissonance that makes your head go all Scanners.
Cognitive dissonance that makes your head go all Scanners.
February 13, 2026 at 5:40 PM
"Hey, I'm a hardcore nimby, but these fascists are fucking with my plan to sell and move to Phoenix."
Cognitive dissonance that makes your head go all Scanners.
Cognitive dissonance that makes your head go all Scanners.
Bernie should run again. With Warnock as VP. And then get Larry David and JB Smoove to do all the campaign events.
February 13, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Bernie should run again. With Warnock as VP. And then get Larry David and JB Smoove to do all the campaign events.
My conspiracy theory: Scott Adams did not die. He's this guy.
February 13, 2026 at 4:35 PM
My conspiracy theory: Scott Adams did not die. He's this guy.
This is extremely undisciplined rebellion. You simply cannot do this in open-toed shoes. Otherwise, it's OK.
February 13, 2026 at 4:32 PM
This is extremely undisciplined rebellion. You simply cannot do this in open-toed shoes. Otherwise, it's OK.
I would love to elevate Bondi. Anybody seen that Buster Scruggs movie?
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 PM
I would love to elevate Bondi. Anybody seen that Buster Scruggs movie?
Yes, of course. The Minnesota context. (Never been, unfortunately.) But I was hearing the line for its music, especially the rattle of those two three-syllable words.
February 13, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Yes, of course. The Minnesota context. (Never been, unfortunately.) But I was hearing the line for its music, especially the rattle of those two three-syllable words.