Doug Partridge, Army Esq.
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Nicole Cliffe left Twitter like 20 minutes after following me and I hope that's not why she left. Posts are my own and not those of the DoD or US Army.
Such off-putting weirdos who clearly have never actually spent any time with women.
December 4, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Such off-putting weirdos who clearly have never actually spent any time with women.
That man is so weird
December 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
That man is so weird
For me, I despise the title. Canto General by Neruda is one of my favorite reads from my time as a Spanish Lit major and I feel like she's spitting in his eye with that title.
December 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
For me, I despise the title. Canto General by Neruda is one of my favorite reads from my time as a Spanish Lit major and I feel like she's spitting in his eye with that title.
He did. I don't know the context, but I've had this picture saved on my phone for years. Makes for a great reply when someone says something dumb online or in a group chat.
December 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
He did. I don't know the context, but I've had this picture saved on my phone for years. Makes for a great reply when someone says something dumb online or in a group chat.
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
"Weird Ball" is like 70% of all of the weapons in Mega Man.
December 3, 2025 at 11:36 AM
"Weird Ball" is like 70% of all of the weapons in Mega Man.
I'm an Elder Millennial with a not very common first name, but I also introduce myself with my first and last name. Doesn't seem strange at all to me.
December 3, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I'm an Elder Millennial with a not very common first name, but I also introduce myself with my first and last name. Doesn't seem strange at all to me.
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Elevator pitch: watching a citizenship ceremony and passing a citizenship test should be a mandatory middle school field trip
December 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Elevator pitch: watching a citizenship ceremony and passing a citizenship test should be a mandatory middle school field trip
Curtains for Zoosha
December 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Curtains for Zoosha
My favorite joke from my time in Chile:
Como se suicida un Argentino?
Se tira desde el cima de su propio ego.
Como se suicida un Argentino?
Se tira desde el cima de su propio ego.
December 2, 2025 at 7:41 AM
My favorite joke from my time in Chile:
Como se suicida un Argentino?
Se tira desde el cima de su propio ego.
Como se suicida un Argentino?
Se tira desde el cima de su propio ego.
I served an LDS mission in Chile from 2005-2007 and was not prepared for the heat I got from my generally mild-mannered Argentine companion when I called them "las islas Falklands."
December 2, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I served an LDS mission in Chile from 2005-2007 and was not prepared for the heat I got from my generally mild-mannered Argentine companion when I called them "las islas Falklands."
Heck yeah.
December 1, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Heck yeah.
It's incredibly weird. We decided it was creepy before we even had kids.
December 1, 2025 at 11:47 AM
It's incredibly weird. We decided it was creepy before we even had kids.
My kids have asked my wife and I to do Elf on the Shelf multiple times and we have flat out refused.
December 1, 2025 at 11:32 AM
My kids have asked my wife and I to do Elf on the Shelf multiple times and we have flat out refused.
*agreeingly nods in attorney*
December 1, 2025 at 6:02 AM
*agreeingly nods in attorney*
As a Cowboys fan, I have no idea what to think of my team.
November 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
As a Cowboys fan, I have no idea what to think of my team.
I know exactly where that is lol
November 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I know exactly where that is lol
Literally just watched A Man for All Seasons and this scene is particularly apt here:
November 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Literally just watched A Man for All Seasons and this scene is particularly apt here:
My most annoying clients when I was a TDS attorney were my senior leader clients who got completely demolished in a DEOCS survey and couldn't believe everyone hated them.
November 30, 2025 at 11:44 AM
My most annoying clients when I was a TDS attorney were my senior leader clients who got completely demolished in a DEOCS survey and couldn't believe everyone hated them.