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can’t stop thinking abt the dream I had the other night where me and my friends all owned a bar called “Evil Gay Bar”
February 11, 2026 at 3:04 AM
there are now THREE members of my Training The Transsexuals ™ workout regime
February 10, 2026 at 10:24 PM
i’ve said it once and i’ll say it again- everyone who is sleeping on me rn will RUE this day come summer when i have a six pack
February 9, 2026 at 10:08 AM
there’s just something about long sharp ugly painted nails that makes my self esteem 📈📈📈💅🏻✨
February 8, 2026 at 11:20 PM
peach is being so bad today !!!
February 7, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I could deadlift myself as of today
February 6, 2026 at 8:17 AM
LoTR-maxxing
February 5, 2026 at 2:42 PM
I used to hang out with this autistic guy in high school who worked in the local university physics lab and one time he stole a “scintillating light pipe” from a defunct muon particle detector and gave it to me. and honestly? that is the most romantic gift I have ever received
February 5, 2026 at 11:34 AM
so it turns out we won’t be eating the rich after all 🤢
February 5, 2026 at 10:30 AM
making a sample of the bob flannigan poem “why” only to realize I have already done this exact thing 5 years ago
February 5, 2026 at 5:33 AM
anyone i left behind in 2025 can stay there 🥰
February 3, 2026 at 7:38 PM
stupid abs being made in the kitchen 😠 I see you in there wydm the only way to bring u to prominence is thru diet 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠
February 1, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I bench pressed 120lbs today
January 30, 2026 at 12:55 PM
the fact that this year is already so much better than last year should rly speak to the darkness that winter 2025 was to me
January 27, 2026 at 10:43 AM
in 2026 i am only allowed to buy mohair, black yarn, and mini skeins for colorwork 🙏🏻 until my stash is reduced by 25%
January 26, 2026 at 10:52 PM
knit a sweater in plain stockinette without adding any colorwork CHALLENGE

LEVEL: IMPOSSIBLE
January 26, 2026 at 10:40 PM
the group chat ⚔️MICHAEL RAPAPORT’S DEATH PRAYER CIRCLE⚔️ has been officially renamed ⚔️RINNA’S ANGELS⚔️ after our prayer circle’s success
January 24, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I can laterally raise 22.5lbs now
January 24, 2026 at 9:24 AM
I miss when the gym was open 24 hours on weekends 😔
January 24, 2026 at 8:38 AM
will I ever find another super-freak 😔
January 24, 2026 at 8:35 AM
buying me yarn is an investment in my future happiness
January 22, 2026 at 12:43 PM
I don’t update my gains here anymore bc I got a gym notebook LOL
January 21, 2026 at 10:21 PM
mad at the existence of anything but raglan sweaters
January 21, 2026 at 10:20 PM
can’t wait til I have abs in june
January 21, 2026 at 10:18 PM
the first rule of yarn is NEVER buy less than 1200m at a time. NEVER!!
January 21, 2026 at 9:46 AM