Russiagate was real, to boot

Man, I’m just trying to see football posts and every time I open up BlueSky it’s ten Gaza posts and five people calling Mark Cuban a dick.

Charles, shouldn’t the Jets at least think about trading for Shedeur? Fields is very, very bad, Jets fans know it, and the PSL set is going to get in Woody’s ear by Week Three. Glenn is going to need options to mollify the haters

Not even fuckin close. Brady is bad and getting worse.

My favorite part is the idea that the imaginary homeless woman has the money lying around to get into a $2300 per month apartment.

They trade him straight up for Shough and Shough goes on to win MVP in 2029 after taking over for Hurts, who signs with the Jets in 2027 for $300 million and absolutely sucks

I must say, as a Jets fan, I appreciate you acting as the lone media firewall against attempts at “These Jets are frisky!” takes by reminding them that Justin Fields is very bad. Jets fans had started drinking the ahistorical Kool Aid and it would have been unbearable

My friend once brought me to his uncle’s dairy farm and we went into the cow barn where they were milking them and what they don’t prepare you for is that there are trenches running under the rows of cows into which flows rivers of cow piss and shit. The smell was so bad that I literally screamed

Eh. You don’t need to keep a spreadsheet to know that the staples you always buy at the supermarket every week costs more now. People have a general idea that what used to cost $80 now costs $100+

Justin Fields has been (predictably) dreadful so far in Jets camp. If he’s still (predictably) awful in two weeks, should the Jets at least explore a move for
Kirk Cousins?

I would crawl over broken glass to vote against Trump. But I would crawl back over that same glass to vote against Schumer and Jeffries in a primary. Then I would crawl back again over that glass to vote for a Mamdani type candidate in 2028. I am a 52 year old moderate Dem who’s seen enough.

Could argue that Rupert Murdoch has done more damage to the history of the world than Hitler and the Black Plague combined.

The Claybonnaires have your back, man.

If I walked into a spa and saw a 16 year old girl working there, I’m scrubbing my fingerprints off of any surface I may have touched and running for the door

Brad Lander’s primary campaign against Jeffries would draw presidential levels of donations

Published author, though! You did it!