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tsam
@tsamasaurusrex.bsky.social
Lvl 35 Gay Boy.
Bookish nerd. Coffee slut. Husband.
Maybe vaguely NSFW at times but, y’know, in a cute way. He/Him 🏳️‍🌈🍉

psn: tsamasaurusrex
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The highest military ranked penguin in the world lives in Edinburgh Zoo; his name is Sir Nils Olav III, and he’s the Brigadier General of the Norwegian King’s Guard. This is him furious that the other penguins were being noisy.
November 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
repost with your four favourite thirst traps
November 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
he’s been legally stuck with me and my raging adhd for 6 years, thoughts and prayers for @txrrypxtts.bsky.social 🩵
November 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
November 6, 2025 at 11:41 AM
bit wet like
November 5, 2025 at 7:29 AM
learning about bones n shit
November 4, 2025 at 12:49 PM
i think only ending up with one bag is actually very responsible of me
November 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
finding some unreal bathroom mirrors today lads
November 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i fear dishoom may have ruined the concept of breakfast for me, because this naan concoction just rocked my shit so hard i need a cigarette
November 3, 2025 at 10:45 AM
this is the abuse i get from my beloved husband…
November 1, 2025 at 12:51 PM
fun morning at the blank street post room (that banana bread matcha was unreal), now if blank street could just open in newcastle…
October 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
sorting my pores while i prep for our trip because multitasking ✌🏼
October 30, 2025 at 11:22 AM
yesterday’s pre-christmas meeting came through with the goods!
October 29, 2025 at 9:05 AM
ngl i was expecting to be completely average but apparently i’m slightly above average?
October 28, 2025 at 7:04 AM
the dying is in full swing, and it looks like i’ve gone full lady macbeth in the sink
October 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
k but why was i mugging in this random group pic on a hike?
October 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
this is the best i can do, you’re welcome
October 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
5ft10ish / size 9

also i had to scroll far to far back to find a pic that was both full length and *ahem* appropriate
October 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
after this weekend at work, a cocktail slushy was needed
October 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
labubu? tired, overrated, overdone, basic

streetwear stitch? stunning, iconic, never been seen before, a work of art

(and yes, that is the chaser 💅🏼)
October 18, 2025 at 7:34 AM
October 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
10 years with this one today 🩵
October 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
opening night of the new miss saigon production was utterly incredible in every way, shape and form.

the surprise guests of cameron mackintosh and alain boublil and claude-michel schönberg (the original writer and composer ) was just an added bonus
October 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
blush be blushing
October 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
this is tassel. she’s a western barn owl barn owl and a very pretty lady. everyone say hi tassel
October 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM