Adam L.
@tsalmoth.bsky.social
#EdTech professional. Topics I care about: politics (on your left), books (crime, SF, horror, lit), TV, wrestling (AEW, CMLL, fuck WWE), tech, probably other stuff. 3 cats, 1 dog. Dog is smaller than any of the cats. Also, fuck ICE
Searched to see if Sombr (terrible SNL musical guest) was a nepo baby, and while he kinda is (dad's filthy mega-rich and connected), Google's AI overview, as always, is so fucking wrong.
November 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Searched to see if Sombr (terrible SNL musical guest) was a nepo baby, and while he kinda is (dad's filthy mega-rich and connected), Google's AI overview, as always, is so fucking wrong.
"Only mobsters and lobsters come from Massachusetts and you don't look much like a lobster to me, so that kind of narrows it down."
November 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
"Only mobsters and lobsters come from Massachusetts and you don't look much like a lobster to me, so that kind of narrows it down."
Welcome to Target. Your visit is sponsored by the upcoming movie Smile 3.
November 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Welcome to Target. Your visit is sponsored by the upcoming movie Smile 3.
In about five minutes I'm going to be so fucking pissed at myself.
November 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
In about five minutes I'm going to be so fucking pissed at myself.
The Mad Magazine Grease parody always pops to mind when I see Daniel Garcia enter as a heel. #AEWDynamite
November 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
The Mad Magazine Grease parody always pops to mind when I see Daniel Garcia enter as a heel. #AEWDynamite
Verified that it's real (because if "KY Secretary" wasn't a porn series in the '80s, it should have been).
And jesus fuck, who the heel literally just wakes up on Election Day and wonders if there are any races?
And jesus fuck, who the heel literally just wakes up on Election Day and wonders if there are any races?
November 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Verified that it's real (because if "KY Secretary" wasn't a porn series in the '80s, it should have been).
And jesus fuck, who the heel literally just wakes up on Election Day and wonders if there are any races?
And jesus fuck, who the heel literally just wakes up on Election Day and wonders if there are any races?
and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper i work for that i got mad.
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper i work for that i got mad.
A complete list of things you can do to help, Bill:
1. Go fuck yourself.
1. Go fuck yourself.
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
A complete list of things you can do to help, Bill:
1. Go fuck yourself.
1. Go fuck yourself.
Chuck should legit be kicked out of the party for this bullshit.
November 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Chuck should legit be kicked out of the party for this bullshit.
This seems like a pretty bad strategy for someone who's a groper who undercounted COVID deaths.
November 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
This seems like a pretty bad strategy for someone who's a groper who undercounted COVID deaths.
Typical right-winger: "If you've done nothing wrong, you've got nothing to hide."
ICE:
ICE:
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Typical right-winger: "If you've done nothing wrong, you've got nothing to hide."
ICE:
ICE:
The one time I ever smiled at anything involving Arcade Fire:
October 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The one time I ever smiled at anything involving Arcade Fire:
Now I know that Don Callis is a fan of Bill Willingham's groundbreaking '80s indie superhero book Elementals, including villain-turned-sorta-hero Eddie "Ratman" Fink.
October 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Now I know that Don Callis is a fan of Bill Willingham's groundbreaking '80s indie superhero book Elementals, including villain-turned-sorta-hero Eddie "Ratman" Fink.
"Sure, it's a Nazi bar, but they pour a great glass of schnapps."
October 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
"Sure, it's a Nazi bar, but they pour a great glass of schnapps."
Good morning to everyone except this asshole, who knocked over a full cat water fountain and regrets nothing.
October 21, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Good morning to everyone except this asshole, who knocked over a full cat water fountain and regrets nothing.
Reposting this trashfire of WWE's attempt to use AI with alt text.
October 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Reposting this trashfire of WWE's attempt to use AI with alt text.
Peter Thiel's inability to understand the text -- not even the subtext, just the literal words on the page -- in Watchmen is a reminder that CEOs are the dumbest people on the planet.
LinkedIn reminds me of this daily, as well.
LinkedIn reminds me of this daily, as well.
October 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Peter Thiel's inability to understand the text -- not even the subtext, just the literal words on the page -- in Watchmen is a reminder that CEOs are the dumbest people on the planet.
LinkedIn reminds me of this daily, as well.
LinkedIn reminds me of this daily, as well.
Oh, please. 25% of MA drivers running red lights is almost certainly low, even for "normal" traffic signals. Running red lights is a favorite hobby around here, right behind slurping shitty iced "coffee" from Dunkin.
October 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Oh, please. 25% of MA drivers running red lights is almost certainly low, even for "normal" traffic signals. Running red lights is a favorite hobby around here, right behind slurping shitty iced "coffee" from Dunkin.
Neither Peter Thiel nor Kid Rock has died.
October 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Neither Peter Thiel nor Kid Rock has died.
From the ESPN profile of Stephanie Vaquer.
Gee. Wonder where one of those "International stops" was? Maybe on Long Island not far from Fed headquarters?
#AEW
Gee. Wonder where one of those "International stops" was? Maybe on Long Island not far from Fed headquarters?
#AEW
October 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
From the ESPN profile of Stephanie Vaquer.
Gee. Wonder where one of those "International stops" was? Maybe on Long Island not far from Fed headquarters?
#AEW
Gee. Wonder where one of those "International stops" was? Maybe on Long Island not far from Fed headquarters?
#AEW
Every time you think the NYT Opinion section can't embarrass itself more, it does. I clicked thinking it would be ironic. It's not. It's from a fucking Claremont Institute guy, a group that's tied with the Federalist society as groups no one should even pretend are presenting serious thoughts.
October 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Every time you think the NYT Opinion section can't embarrass itself more, it does. I clicked thinking it would be ironic. It's not. It's from a fucking Claremont Institute guy, a group that's tied with the Federalist society as groups no one should even pretend are presenting serious thoughts.
Sure, Google search is just as good as it's always been. Why?
(Yes, Jane does have a book with this title, but it's not the Star Trek novel. And repeated book titles are a thing Google should have been able to handle ages ago.)
(Yes, Jane does have a book with this title, but it's not the Star Trek novel. And repeated book titles are a thing Google should have been able to handle ages ago.)
October 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Sure, Google search is just as good as it's always been. Why?
(Yes, Jane does have a book with this title, but it's not the Star Trek novel. And repeated book titles are a thing Google should have been able to handle ages ago.)
(Yes, Jane does have a book with this title, but it's not the Star Trek novel. And repeated book titles are a thing Google should have been able to handle ages ago.)