Turkish getups are the weapons formed against me
January 31, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Turkish getups are the weapons formed against me
Why did I dream about measuring a cruise ship with an iPhone?
January 13, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Why did I dream about measuring a cruise ship with an iPhone?
I just want to eat a pan of brownies and go to sleep
January 4, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I just want to eat a pan of brownies and go to sleep
My Neighbour’s house is on fire
January 3, 2026 at 3:12 PM
My Neighbour’s house is on fire
A Das Boots holiday to all who celebrate
December 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
A Das Boots holiday to all who celebrate
I miss the missing more at Christmas
December 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I miss the missing more at Christmas
When I hear of someone’s death these days I find myself thinking that their lucky to have escaped the shit show
December 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
When I hear of someone’s death these days I find myself thinking that their lucky to have escaped the shit show
Everybody dragging this morning. Can’t get the kids out of bed
October 31, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Everybody dragging this morning. Can’t get the kids out of bed
Should get up and cook but energy levels low low low
October 31, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Should get up and cook but energy levels low low low
Today is not Friday? I have to do this again tomorrow 🫠
October 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Today is not Friday? I have to do this again tomorrow 🫠
Another day in the mad mad mad mad mad mad world
October 28, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Another day in the mad mad mad mad mad mad world
My dotish self really expected this presser to start on time smh
October 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
My dotish self really expected this presser to start on time smh
Man stop saying crazy times and now ends with “ economy apocalypse “ 😳
October 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Man stop saying crazy times and now ends with “ economy apocalypse “ 😳
So I was not the only one losing my mind cause I could not log into my library app
October 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
So I was not the only one losing my mind cause I could not log into my library app
I’ve stopped drinking and this woman have me feeling to drink.
October 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I’ve stopped drinking and this woman have me feeling to drink.
Curls poppin in my bathroom mirror … wonder what’s happening outside
September 26, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Curls poppin in my bathroom mirror … wonder what’s happening outside
I haven’t been able to take Adam Mockler seriously since he believed those text messages. I need to remind myself that he is a kid
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I haven’t been able to take Adam Mockler seriously since he believed those text messages. I need to remind myself that he is a kid
We are in the bad place 😔
September 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
We are in the bad place 😔
It’s unhinged out here. It’s time to tap out
September 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
It’s unhinged out here. It’s time to tap out
Lately when people I know die. I’ve been thinking they’re lucky to be out of this mess 😳
September 21, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Lately when people I know die. I’ve been thinking they’re lucky to be out of this mess 😳
16.5 hours until bedtime
September 21, 2025 at 7:02 AM
16.5 hours until bedtime
Shakin my ass to CARDI B in order to get moving
September 20, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Shakin my ass to CARDI B in order to get moving
I should get up and go to the market … but I have no money 🫤
September 20, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I should get up and go to the market … but I have no money 🫤