crockpot along with the turkey tenderloins now and will REMAIN there for hours.

Now I'm gonna take a nap and be grateful I had the foresight to cook the greens and squash before hand and all they need is to be warmed up.

I've been checking the mail daily and thus far nothing so I would presume it is still stuck.

When/if it finally shows up I'll definitely be posting about it and tagging you.

Also, when you do check out my first attempt, earbuds and bumping up your volume are necessary.

I just used my computer's sound recorder program.

I am going FERAL because WTF USA CUSTOMS?! Cuz it's to to be customs holding mine hostage TT^TT

For listening, I tend to stick to the play bar on AO3 as it's easiest for me since I only listen at home.

I have recorded one (1) singular chapter out of my Tiddlywinks collection (the volume sucks due to earbud mic) but Internet Archive was the best option for me.

But the turkey tenderloins CONCERN me as I am not making soup or stew.

My plan, thus far, is to slather them with an herbed butter, wrap 'em up in tin foil, put that in the liner, and pray it doesn't get dried out as the rest cooks.

Another reason not to do a whole turkey (even a 'small' one) is that I don't have a working oven.

The entire meal is going to be cooked in a crock pot utilizing multiple liners to keep the various dishes separate.

I've done greens, and squash, and sweet potatoes in the slow cooker before.

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