Benny M.F Martin
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Benny M.F Martin
@truehellbennt.bsky.social
I'm a runaway son of the nuclear A-bomb
I feel you missed a good pun opportunity by spelling coming with an “o” and not a “u”

#Giggity
October 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I (6’2 on a cold day) recently had a 4 hour flight in a middle seat of a packed plane, fell asleep with my knee jammed into the seat in front at an odd angle and woke up with a severe knee bruise that stuffed my knee for weeks
Planes that had 25 rows before now have 32 and the damn planes no longer
October 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
“You’re taking”
October 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Are you AI or did you post this for outrage clicks?
July 2, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Narcissists Gotta rewrite the narrative every time.
June 8, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Nah he was a decent fella
May 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM
He gets lonely sometimes and wanders around with one of his harem of stuffed toys in his mouth.

He also has a thing for humping dirty laundry which is less of a plus
May 13, 2025 at 4:17 AM
He’s a bloody whopper

8kg of fluffy goodness
May 13, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I was a huge fan of the music.
Briefly spoke to her a couple of times

Then my spidey senses started going, but I ignored thinking “she’s a frontperson they’re all narcissists” rule.
But about 5-6 years ago the stories just got more sinister,
I knew Neil’s Me-To moment was coming but not this bad!
May 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
There’s going to be a big “cancel culture ruined everything” jump from both of those fuckers soon I think.

I spite follow both of them, and the shit Amanda Palmer is posting has very much switched to “the kids aren’t punk if they cancel everything”

The narcissism is just astounding
May 13, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I’m not one for book burning but hey, gotta start a fire somehow.
May 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Recommending Neil Gaiman on 2025 is not generally a great way to start
April 28, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Ohhhhh that’s a poor choice of person to be quoting in 2025…..
April 23, 2025 at 8:02 AM
It’s a self immolation in this case I think
April 22, 2025 at 12:31 PM