sorry someday i will stop writing fanfic about your toys lmao i feel very rude barging in all the time like "and they should do This thing!!!" they r just so fun. it is a fandom To Me

a pal was asking about bngn requiem!bruno and if his plan could work and i was like idk i think it's more of a protracted self-harm/failing coping mechanism thing but u know what Maybe one bruno out there Could become madoka kaname and that's literally his ideal final form i think

(somehow initially typo'd that as "cummoning circles" which i assume was vin directly inserting his will into my brain bc that's Absolutely what he is writing on that poster)

draw me like one of your french girls but mercury is posing so languidly and beautifully while vin with his tongue stuck out the corner of his mouth draws the visual artist equivalent of a dirty limerick while riffing on a poster about closing your summoning circles to avoid tailgating

he's so unwell!!!!! he so unwell. idk maybe it's that fandom skews young but this man should not have half a dozen kids he is Barely out of his teens and carrying the weight of the world and he knows it's killing him but he can neither share it nor shrug it off and stop caring

his version of the "soul quota looking rough this century? get a productivity buddy and hold each other accountable!" poster is so nsf literal work that mercury has to be like darling pls. that's not what productivity means and my thighs are nowhere near that big unless you want them to be

my mind went to like. a series of these Helpful posters that all the hell demons r so familiar with and quote and meme on. and the underground parody versions that are satirical and rude and very smutty and vin is absolutely churning them out during his breaks and sticking them on watercoolers

oh he's such a little business boy

but god. "choose your career path" that's an option?????? people are out there having Agency in all this? how

this is not the generic career progression i was promised as a child. do people even Have careers any more or r most of us just drifting aimlessly between barely-related jobs in an ocean of unemployment while the financial insecurity sharks circle? nightmare world. glad my friends are cool and nice

god whenever ppl talk about careers i am just 😰 going from a literature masters to volunteering in ESOL classes and charity fundraising to learning disability support to severe mental illness support until i actively wished for death and now doing phone triage for the NHS like What Is This

love that for them. is the twitch chat random or is it like. Remnants of the former individuals cheering them on

absolutely delighted at the image of vin overstimulated and gently expiring while a laugh track plays. your man finally achieves a finding out to equal his fucking around...

i support him 😤

i think u should monetise this into one of those sleep aid apps and become rich

no wait i have another unhelpful addition! have u drawn vin in calcine's dreams before and if not. what is that even Like. i am imagining a dream overdose... so many subconsciousnesses, all with one singular drive. would this be vin's big "room 4 one more?" moment or does he need ibuprofen and a nap

this is so neat and i wish i had smth more meaningful to contribute than the mental image of vin cosplaying as giorno giovanna. he Doesn't have a dream but he can have mine