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@trudgedrudgery.bsky.social
Nothing valued is here.
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning.
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning.
Every Phil Collins song is actually about how he didn't intervene to save someone's life, people are just really bad at understanding subtext and drums
February 17, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Every Phil Collins song is actually about how he didn't intervene to save someone's life, people are just really bad at understanding subtext and drums
What we want doesnt matter
We are casualties in a worldwide game of the extremely rich carrying out atrocities to further enrich themselves and their friends
The press is co-opted to protect that power structure and the opposition party is token resistance
We have no access to any levers of power
We are casualties in a worldwide game of the extremely rich carrying out atrocities to further enrich themselves and their friends
The press is co-opted to protect that power structure and the opposition party is token resistance
We have no access to any levers of power
January 16, 2026 at 9:04 AM
What we want doesnt matter
We are casualties in a worldwide game of the extremely rich carrying out atrocities to further enrich themselves and their friends
The press is co-opted to protect that power structure and the opposition party is token resistance
We have no access to any levers of power
We are casualties in a worldwide game of the extremely rich carrying out atrocities to further enrich themselves and their friends
The press is co-opted to protect that power structure and the opposition party is token resistance
We have no access to any levers of power
It's sobering to realize that all of the things I look back fondly on from my youth and romanticize as being happier and easier to enjoy, simply weren't.
It's not even as complicated as nostalgia. I just wasn't as jaded and depressed when I was younger.
Things weren't better, I just got worse.
It's not even as complicated as nostalgia. I just wasn't as jaded and depressed when I was younger.
Things weren't better, I just got worse.
January 13, 2026 at 9:18 PM
It's sobering to realize that all of the things I look back fondly on from my youth and romanticize as being happier and easier to enjoy, simply weren't.
It's not even as complicated as nostalgia. I just wasn't as jaded and depressed when I was younger.
Things weren't better, I just got worse.
It's not even as complicated as nostalgia. I just wasn't as jaded and depressed when I was younger.
Things weren't better, I just got worse.
God's all banging on his heaven walls like this right now
January 11, 2026 at 2:31 AM
God's all banging on his heaven walls like this right now
First it bends
Then it breaks
Then it breaks
January 8, 2026 at 12:28 AM
First it bends
Then it breaks
Then it breaks
This is not my first rodeo. It's my second, and I wasn't really paying attention at the first one so you better believe my confidence is unfounded.
January 5, 2026 at 12:14 AM
This is not my first rodeo. It's my second, and I wasn't really paying attention at the first one so you better believe my confidence is unfounded.
I like how I have to hit up AND THEN down to get to where I can then hit right several times to turn on close captioning in youtube that makes a lot of sense to me
December 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I like how I have to hit up AND THEN down to get to where I can then hit right several times to turn on close captioning in youtube that makes a lot of sense to me
Jumping Jacks were invented in 1883 by Dr. Noel Jumping when a bat flew into his smoking chamber
December 20, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Jumping Jacks were invented in 1883 by Dr. Noel Jumping when a bat flew into his smoking chamber
Everything is Theranos now, sans the consequences
December 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Everything is Theranos now, sans the consequences
Starting a song with "You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen" is so damn audacious.
First off, we clearly run in different circles because I don't know any of these people.
Second if you're gonna name drop, make it someone good like Bradley Cooper
First off, we clearly run in different circles because I don't know any of these people.
Second if you're gonna name drop, make it someone good like Bradley Cooper
December 10, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Starting a song with "You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen" is so damn audacious.
First off, we clearly run in different circles because I don't know any of these people.
Second if you're gonna name drop, make it someone good like Bradley Cooper
First off, we clearly run in different circles because I don't know any of these people.
Second if you're gonna name drop, make it someone good like Bradley Cooper
@themountaingoats.bsky.social thanks for the kick ass time. The Portland specific edition on that closer was transcendent.
December 9, 2025 at 6:12 AM
@themountaingoats.bsky.social thanks for the kick ass time. The Portland specific edition on that closer was transcendent.
Whimsical British dealer selling smack for tuppence a bag
November 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Whimsical British dealer selling smack for tuppence a bag
They used to do this thing where the cast of a TV show would be like
"From our family to yours, a very happy thanksgiving from Knott's Landing!"
They should never have stopped that.
"All of us here at Dexter: Resurrection wish for your family only the moistest bird flesh"
Comforting, familiar.
"From our family to yours, a very happy thanksgiving from Knott's Landing!"
They should never have stopped that.
"All of us here at Dexter: Resurrection wish for your family only the moistest bird flesh"
Comforting, familiar.
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
They used to do this thing where the cast of a TV show would be like
"From our family to yours, a very happy thanksgiving from Knott's Landing!"
They should never have stopped that.
"All of us here at Dexter: Resurrection wish for your family only the moistest bird flesh"
Comforting, familiar.
"From our family to yours, a very happy thanksgiving from Knott's Landing!"
They should never have stopped that.
"All of us here at Dexter: Resurrection wish for your family only the moistest bird flesh"
Comforting, familiar.
New @jacobgeller.com video? And it's about Silk Song and Christian eschatology? It's a good time to be a @nebula.tv subscriber, I'll tell you that much!
November 20, 2025 at 9:01 AM
New @jacobgeller.com video? And it's about Silk Song and Christian eschatology? It's a good time to be a @nebula.tv subscriber, I'll tell you that much!
Installed Duh-olingo so I could become fluent in sarcasm
November 9, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Installed Duh-olingo so I could become fluent in sarcasm
It's hard to overstate just how omnipresent saxophones were in the 80s.
Things about to get sexy? Things also about to get Saxy.
Chasing a drug trafficker along a Miami waterfront? Sax got you covered.
Vampire Jamboree? You better believe you don't even have to ask.
Things about to get sexy? Things also about to get Saxy.
Chasing a drug trafficker along a Miami waterfront? Sax got you covered.
Vampire Jamboree? You better believe you don't even have to ask.
November 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
It's hard to overstate just how omnipresent saxophones were in the 80s.
Things about to get sexy? Things also about to get Saxy.
Chasing a drug trafficker along a Miami waterfront? Sax got you covered.
Vampire Jamboree? You better believe you don't even have to ask.
Things about to get sexy? Things also about to get Saxy.
Chasing a drug trafficker along a Miami waterfront? Sax got you covered.
Vampire Jamboree? You better believe you don't even have to ask.
Ready to feel old?
Baby Gronk is now known as Gronkey Kong.
Original Gronk is now called Cranky Gronk.
As an aside, it's telling how many times my phone tried to change things in this post to The Grink
Baby Gronk is now known as Gronkey Kong.
Original Gronk is now called Cranky Gronk.
As an aside, it's telling how many times my phone tried to change things in this post to The Grink
November 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Ready to feel old?
Baby Gronk is now known as Gronkey Kong.
Original Gronk is now called Cranky Gronk.
As an aside, it's telling how many times my phone tried to change things in this post to The Grink
Baby Gronk is now known as Gronkey Kong.
Original Gronk is now called Cranky Gronk.
As an aside, it's telling how many times my phone tried to change things in this post to The Grink
I wonder what Pierre Delecto is up to there days. Drinking whole milk on the French Riviera? Setting up a trampoline on the Cour Napoléon?
What a charmed, yet strangely bland life.
What a charmed, yet strangely bland life.
November 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I wonder what Pierre Delecto is up to there days. Drinking whole milk on the French Riviera? Setting up a trampoline on the Cour Napoléon?
What a charmed, yet strangely bland life.
What a charmed, yet strangely bland life.
I'm kind of endlessly fascinated with how the song In the Pines has haunted America for well over a century.
It permutes and adapts to our changing tastes but remains an unyielding reflection of our innate melancholy and longing for some primordial, supernatural refuge from pain filled lives.
It permutes and adapts to our changing tastes but remains an unyielding reflection of our innate melancholy and longing for some primordial, supernatural refuge from pain filled lives.
November 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I'm kind of endlessly fascinated with how the song In the Pines has haunted America for well over a century.
It permutes and adapts to our changing tastes but remains an unyielding reflection of our innate melancholy and longing for some primordial, supernatural refuge from pain filled lives.
It permutes and adapts to our changing tastes but remains an unyielding reflection of our innate melancholy and longing for some primordial, supernatural refuge from pain filled lives.
Don't let people tell you Monster Mash is the only Halloween Carol.
I listen to this every year and it's weirdly touching.
youtu.be/bc_8kpozjPw?...
I listen to this every year and it's weirdly touching.
youtu.be/bc_8kpozjPw?...
Hallows Eve - Reina del Cid
YouTube video by Elle & Toni
youtu.be
November 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Don't let people tell you Monster Mash is the only Halloween Carol.
I listen to this every year and it's weirdly touching.
youtu.be/bc_8kpozjPw?...
I listen to this every year and it's weirdly touching.
youtu.be/bc_8kpozjPw?...
Yeah, that's me. I'm a private detective. The name's Toscanini Dacron. Dame just dropped a case in my lap. A jewel heist just went down at Dien Bien Phu Falls.
I get time and half plus expenses and I plan to rock around the clock.
I get time and half plus expenses and I plan to rock around the clock.
October 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Yeah, that's me. I'm a private detective. The name's Toscanini Dacron. Dame just dropped a case in my lap. A jewel heist just went down at Dien Bien Phu Falls.
I get time and half plus expenses and I plan to rock around the clock.
I get time and half plus expenses and I plan to rock around the clock.
To help me keep them straight, I devised the following mnemonic device:
"If the David be Keith, what a relief!
If the Keith be David, quite underrated!"
I've found it does not help in the least.
#bless
"If the David be Keith, what a relief!
If the Keith be David, quite underrated!"
I've found it does not help in the least.
#bless
October 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
To help me keep them straight, I devised the following mnemonic device:
"If the David be Keith, what a relief!
If the Keith be David, quite underrated!"
I've found it does not help in the least.
#bless
"If the David be Keith, what a relief!
If the Keith be David, quite underrated!"
I've found it does not help in the least.
#bless
The left needs it's own Stretch Armstrong
October 23, 2025 at 9:12 AM
The left needs it's own Stretch Armstrong
Portland is such a burning shambles, its hard to believe that people went out to see Molly Tuttle, but I guess that speaks to just how much this show fuckin rocked. We didn't even care that the Roseland is made out of Plywood or whatever
October 18, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Portland is such a burning shambles, its hard to believe that people went out to see Molly Tuttle, but I guess that speaks to just how much this show fuckin rocked. We didn't even care that the Roseland is made out of Plywood or whatever
There's Logan's Run rules for Bluesky but it's just that you're no longer allowed to watch Star Trek Deep Space Nine when you turn 39.
October 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
There's Logan's Run rules for Bluesky but it's just that you're no longer allowed to watch Star Trek Deep Space Nine when you turn 39.