Troy Tempest
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Oh. It's on.
Apple/not Apple is like Cats/Dogs
We're not disagreeing over the facts
We're disagreeing over preferences
All the things that make Apple fans get excited are exactly the things I hate and don't want
Apple/not Apple is like Cats/Dogs
We're not disagreeing over the facts
We're disagreeing over preferences
All the things that make Apple fans get excited are exactly the things I hate and don't want
February 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Oh. It's on.
Apple/not Apple is like Cats/Dogs
We're not disagreeing over the facts
We're disagreeing over preferences
All the things that make Apple fans get excited are exactly the things I hate and don't want
Apple/not Apple is like Cats/Dogs
We're not disagreeing over the facts
We're disagreeing over preferences
All the things that make Apple fans get excited are exactly the things I hate and don't want
The best part of being a Windows/Android user is being able to say "I'm sorry I don't know how to use Apple" when asked
February 11, 2026 at 7:02 PM
The best part of being a Windows/Android user is being able to say "I'm sorry I don't know how to use Apple" when asked
My boy builds coffins
February 11, 2026 at 12:06 AM
My boy builds coffins
I once thought as you. Then someone bought me a filter coffee machine with a timer. I can literally wake up and smell the coffee. Game changer. I'm in my mid 50s though. So maybe you're not ready?
February 5, 2026 at 9:51 AM
I once thought as you. Then someone bought me a filter coffee machine with a timer. I can literally wake up and smell the coffee. Game changer. I'm in my mid 50s though. So maybe you're not ready?
Um. I always thought the Panopticon was a warning text, not an instruction manual. The power of the state to crush individuality. People can read the same text and take a very different meaning from it.
It's like someone read 1984 and thought, "Hey! This Big Brother thing sounds like a great idea".
It's like someone read 1984 and thought, "Hey! This Big Brother thing sounds like a great idea".
January 20, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Um. I always thought the Panopticon was a warning text, not an instruction manual. The power of the state to crush individuality. People can read the same text and take a very different meaning from it.
It's like someone read 1984 and thought, "Hey! This Big Brother thing sounds like a great idea".
It's like someone read 1984 and thought, "Hey! This Big Brother thing sounds like a great idea".
Do you feel like empathy is declining? I feel like increasingly I'm discussing things with people who seem unable or unwilling to think about what it might feel like to be in the same position as someone else.
January 12, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Do you feel like empathy is declining? I feel like increasingly I'm discussing things with people who seem unable or unwilling to think about what it might feel like to be in the same position as someone else.
Oh mate
Was on a cruise. I'm in the middle of the Atlantic
No cellular reception, but I've bought the onboard internet (for like a bajillion pounds)
Try to buy something online
"We've sent your code by SMS"
Great. No reception. Click on "alternatives”
"We can call you"
No. You can't.
FFS
Was on a cruise. I'm in the middle of the Atlantic
No cellular reception, but I've bought the onboard internet (for like a bajillion pounds)
Try to buy something online
"We've sent your code by SMS"
Great. No reception. Click on "alternatives”
"We can call you"
No. You can't.
FFS
January 7, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Oh mate
Was on a cruise. I'm in the middle of the Atlantic
No cellular reception, but I've bought the onboard internet (for like a bajillion pounds)
Try to buy something online
"We've sent your code by SMS"
Great. No reception. Click on "alternatives”
"We can call you"
No. You can't.
FFS
Was on a cruise. I'm in the middle of the Atlantic
No cellular reception, but I've bought the onboard internet (for like a bajillion pounds)
Try to buy something online
"We've sent your code by SMS"
Great. No reception. Click on "alternatives”
"We can call you"
No. You can't.
FFS
If it was 1984,I would predict it was a crime, as foretold by the Eurhythmics
December 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
If it was 1984,I would predict it was a crime, as foretold by the Eurhythmics
I don't know anything about football. But this is a great beer. One of my favourites. I hope the football goes/went as well as this pint
December 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I don't know anything about football. But this is a great beer. One of my favourites. I hope the football goes/went as well as this pint
Perfection. Love it.
December 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Perfection. Love it.
Did you have to build a LM and then encase it in the fairing atop the 3rd stage?
December 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Did you have to build a LM and then encase it in the fairing atop the 3rd stage?
Doing it right. Merry Xmas. 🍻
December 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Doing it right. Merry Xmas. 🍻
All good here. Ready to close out the year in style. Hope the same applies to you and those you care about.
December 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
All good here. Ready to close out the year in style. Hope the same applies to you and those you care about.
Merry Xmas Adam! 🎅🎅🎅
December 24, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Merry Xmas Adam! 🎅🎅🎅
I brought a copy on holiday in case I need to be angry for no specific reason
December 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I brought a copy on holiday in case I need to be angry for no specific reason
Love the track where you have to share a lily pad to cross a pond. Always a shoving match half way across. 😂
December 21, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Love the track where you have to share a lily pad to cross a pond. Always a shoving match half way across. 😂
Clare watching the movie
a bunch of cups and saucers on a table with a newspaper on it
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December 20, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Clare watching the movie
Alcohol poisoning beckons 😂
December 20, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Alcohol poisoning beckons 😂
Sending you some strength to carry on
a drawing of a person 's hands with lightning bolts coming out of them and the words sending energy your way
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December 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Sending you some strength to carry on