Trowzers
trowzers.bsky.social
Trowzers
@trowzers.bsky.social
Devourer of books, petter of cats, half-finisher of video games, creator of worlds. Really needs to play more D&D again.

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Yeah, maybe plaster instead of plastic and the moulds might have finer details, but the process is still essentially the same. Mould, sand, paint, stick on wall. And it's an old, reused design. My parents have plaster moulds in their house (not painted gold tho, that's tacky) and their middle class.
August 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Personally I'd prefer to have all his assets frozen/seized, Tesla boot him off the board, Starlink and SpaceX absorbed into NASA or something, see him flail around in public for a bit, and then disappear. (And similarly for his former best friend in government).
June 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Absolutely gorgeous!
June 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
It's funny how they are both immediately saying the terrible things we knew about them both all along tho. I just wish that bit had happened *first*.
June 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Like in many (most) societies in the times that women weren't allowed to be leaders, men had the self-restraint of dogs humping in the street (especially in the presence of women who are *gasp* showing whatever portion of flesh isn't allowed to be shown at that time).
June 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Ooof. When you justify your chronic depression as a philosophy, this sort of shit happens.
May 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
"May your spirit avenge who ever caused your sudden
death.Amen
Best regard
Mr. Ruben Sandoval."
May 7, 2025 at 4:44 AM
"If you’re not dead,please kindly respond now and have
your Parcel before it’s too late but If you’re truly
dead, may your soul rest in peace.
We should release your Parcel to them to conduct your
burial smoothly as they requested if we didn’t hear
from you in the next two days."
(cont)
May 7, 2025 at 4:43 AM
"He claimed that he's your siblings that he seriously
need your Parcel Value ATM Card of $2.5 Million USD
to prepare your burial ceremony which
he came with $150 to clear all the necessary charge
and claim your Parcel."
(cont)
May 7, 2025 at 4:43 AM
It does look like haribo rhubarb and custard, like others have said, and now i want to try them.

For reference, this candy shape is sometimes referred to as 'pencil bites'.
April 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
As an aside, this video suddenly made me realise how much the Tesla logo looks like an IUD.
April 6, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Given the content of that museum, what the heck could they even keep that would meet the approval of the current administration?!
April 6, 2025 at 8:17 AM
And you know instead of 'here's an interesting point of view that will help us reflect about ourselves and our society', he'd use it as an excuse to treat people like shit.
April 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Update: new cat also eats lettuce, but will actively fight you for a bag of baby spinach. And I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to lock this cat entirely out of the kitchen if I try and make chicken stock.
April 1, 2025 at 9:46 AM