Not sure his phone will ever be able to provide him with the pixels and sounds that convey respect and admiration.

I will never forget seeing an article telling us we should be making tortillas at home because it's so quick and easy.
Step 1: Grab your tortilla press...

I believe the thought process of the people who write and agree with this can only be along the lines of "They shouldn't be partying! They should spend every moment of every day writing thank you letters to people like me who pay for them to be there."

Violence

His argument that it needs to be approached 'with common sense' also left me wondering...