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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
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Official account of long-named Conan staple, host of "Let's Make A Poop" live game show. Currently in a CVS bag. Periodic self-important musings from RS
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December 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I keed, you're amazing. As an amphibian, you can hold your breath for a very long time…which helps you have to go down on Miss Piggy.

Kermit, you’ve come a long way in all these years. Now the only time you go back to the swamp is to dump a hooker.

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December 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
How's your girlfriend, "The Other White Meat?"

Hey, did you know you can spell poop backwards and forwards? You can have that for the kids. Take that back to Sesame Street with my compliments.

Seriously, Kermit, how are you a star? You look like something I coughed up when I had the flu.
December 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I keed. I think it’s great that you’ve worked all these years with young kids and none of their allegations have stuck.

Kermit, let’s talk about this over lunch. I’ll eat my poop and you eat the flies. Hee-hee…that joke is brought to you by number 2. (contd)
December 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Kermit I hope you're not going to sing again. I've heard you sing. I made a sound like that once when I peed on an electric fence. I haven’t heard notes like that since my mother was hit by a car. (contd)
December 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Here, for the first time, are just a few of the comments I made that didn't make the film:
Kermit, you filthy old dog. Are you still telling the girls they’ll get high if they lick you?
(contd)
December 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Thanks! I wish we could see the part with Doug. That was the highlight
August 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
footnote: As I've said before, the cartoon was only "kind of" banned. In 2006 I was permitted to include it in the Best of TV Funhouse DVD.
July 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
"It’s like the country has abandoned our constitutional republic in favor of serving international oligarchy. There are millions of Americans who share this view, we just don’t have a viable party that can implement our views. I call it selective democracy!"
RIP, Bob. - RS
July 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
"The insouciance and brainwashing by our corporate media have allowed this erosion of our democracy to happen. Americans are a great people but know very little about the real history of their country especially in the area of foreign policy....
July 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
In Bob's honor, I'm giving the cartoon another spin and leaving him with the last word, from one of his emails from 2022:
July 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
...volunteers who, despite overwhelming odds, stood up to fascism in defense of democracy. Their idealism and courage left an indelible mark on his worldview, fueling his belief in principled resistance and the enduring power of collective action.
July 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Bob was fascinating, a Brooklyn kid who talked like a Bowery Boy but was extremely well-read, curious, and informed. He served in the Army and was deeply influenced by the history of the International Brigades who fought in the Spanish Civil War...
July 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
This kind of thing was par for the course for Bob. He repped and negotiated for the DGA and fought endlessly for the rights of union members, and was celebrated by the Guild numerous times for his advocacy as well as his work as an A.D.
July 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM