Tristan Oscar Smith 🦇🌈
banner
tristanoscars.bsky.social
Tristan Oscar Smith 🦇🌈
@tristanoscars.bsky.social
Writer, editor, and general goth nuisance. Lover of all things queer, spooky, and strange. He/him.
tristanoscarsmith.com
July 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Congratulations to [organisation name redacted] for having quite possibly the worst, most transphobic equalities monitoring form I've ever seen
May 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Is there ever actually going to be a consequence for institutions and governments breaking international law or is it just this?
May 19, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Do you ever write a piece of copy that you’re fairly sure won’t make it through the final edit but which makes you feel like this guy or are you normal
April 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
April 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
My mother (very straight) bought this mug. She was apparently also considering buying one for me until she realised it wasn’t dishwasher safe. Good to know she understands that my desire to not do washing up is stronger than any form of pride
March 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Happy anniversary to this announcement from my Global Shakespeares lecturer
March 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Tristan coded characters
February 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
December 13, 2024 at 6:44 PM
I’m not sure who at Aldi designed these but “Secret Agent Kevin” is the most wildly homosexual, Tom of Finland-esque plush carrot possible
November 14, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Literary parallels
February 5, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Behold, the most painfully heterosexual hoodie in all existence
August 28, 2023 at 3:24 PM
Finally had my Masters graduation this week. I walked thanks to the staff who make universities worth attending, not the management destroying them
July 16, 2023 at 9:34 PM
I will not be taking criticism on this
July 10, 2023 at 6:38 PM
Also the concept of whether something exists in God’s choir is one which comes up surprisingly often for me, someone who is not and never has been religious
July 6, 2023 at 12:41 PM
Both ‘honse’ and ‘striks’ have entered my vocabulary permanently and I cannot undo this
July 6, 2023 at 12:37 PM