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Tristan Slominski
@tristanls.bsky.social
Hello o/

Creator of https://mapkeep.com.
Building sensorimotor intelligence @thousandbrains.org.
I hate LLMs so much.
January 19, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Stage 2 of #enshittification is well in progress. The surplus is being shifted away from consumers. chatgpt is already not working on mobile web.

Stage 3, that comes after, will take surplus away from the content producers. They'll have to pay for content (not ads) to be shown
January 18, 2026 at 12:02 PM
I'm looking for Mac-only IT support company for SMB. Anyone have good experiences?
January 15, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I find it wild how AI is this unstoppable force and also we have to change every API and data format to markdown.
January 13, 2026 at 11:45 AM
This holiday season I managed not to buy any new domain names 🙌
January 4, 2026 at 6:12 PM
So... what happens when LLMs are trained on LLM generated code?
December 31, 2025 at 1:39 PM
@firefox.com how are you this incompetent in 2025?!

Your major version update (146), once again, destroyed all bookmark functionality.

What do you think you Job To Be Done is?!
December 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
heh...

"The “is a” relation is the most overhyped and poorly understood mistake in computer science."

... change my mind 😉
December 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
. @markburgessosl.bsky.social I'm noticing the change to LEADS TO instead of FOLLOWS FROM in SSTorytime writing.

Any significant reason for the change? Or is it just easier for folks to use?
December 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Reposted by Tristan Slominski
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@tristanls.bsky.social presents Our path to an easy-to-use platform. How we’re planning to evolve Monty into an easy to use platform and how the community can help.
youtu.be/kXoB49lcnAo
2025/12 - Our Path to an Easy-to-Use Platform
YouTube video by Thousand Brains Project
youtu.be
December 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Reposted by Tristan Slominski
Take a crash course on Monty, the Thousand Brains Project, how it works, and how to get involved.
Ask questions, explore the implementation, and learn from the team. Today at 9AM PST.
www.meetup.com/thousand-bra...
December 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Did anyone at Google bother to read this sentence out loud?
December 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Reposted by Tristan Slominski
It's Halloween. So here's a story about the horror of replacing your developers with AI:
accu.org/journals/ove...
Judgment Day
What if AI takes your job? Teedy Deigh finds out.
accu.org
October 31, 2025 at 7:27 AM
There's this idea that thanks to LLMs reviewing code will become more important than writing code.

It misses the idea that writing code includes reviewing code as a side effect.

For those who only speak "LLM": writing code is like generating your own data on which you train to review code.
October 17, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Reposted by Tristan Slominski
🚀 New Video Series: Community Videos!

First up: Collin & @tristanls.bsky.social dive into adding CUDA GPU support to Monty’s HypothesesUpdaters, with a proposed high-level API + open issues to tackle.

Watch here 👉 youtu.be/eFmIK16B5kQ
2025/08/28 GPU Support Meeting
YouTube video by Thousand Brains Project
youtu.be
September 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Pflugerville Purrpfect Pawtners Cat Rescue

Make it happen #pflugerville
September 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Reposted by Tristan Slominski
🚀 Help us build an open source platform.

Remote, impactful, collaborative.

Find out more:
thousandbrains.org/company/care...

#SoftwareEngineering #RemoteJobs
Staff Software Engineer
As a software engineer on the Thousand Brains Project, you will shape our open-source code base to make it accessible to a large research community. Additionally, you will write code and maintain infr...
thousandbrains.org
September 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Incidentally, this short 4 minute video triggered in me a fundamental insight into why quaternions work: an embedding in a higher-dimensional space with one constraint avoids singularities or discontinuities when representing the embedded space.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPgJ...
Modern Robotics, Chapter 2.3.2: Configuration Space Representation
YouTube video by Northwestern Robotics
www.youtube.com
September 18, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I'm looking for a full-time remote Staff Software Engineer to join our team in building an open-source platform.

thousandbrains.org/company/care...
Staff Software Engineer
As a software engineer on the Thousand Brains Project, you will shape our open-source code base to make it accessible to a large research community. Additionally, you will write code and maintain infr...
thousandbrains.org
September 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
You've heard of conventional commits, you've heard of conventional comments... behold: conventional responses.

conventionalresponses.org
Conventional Responses
Responses that are easy to emote and convey how you actually feel
conventionalresponses.org
August 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Are you a software developer who wants to work on AI but doesn't have the classic Machine Learning / LLM / deep neural network experience? Then, I'm looking for you...

I'm looking for traditional software engineers to build our sensorimotor intelligence platform.

thousandbrains.org/company/care...
Open-Source Software Engineer
As a software engineer on the Thousand Brains Project, you will shape our open-source code base to make it accessible to a large research community. Additionally, you will write code and maintain infr...
thousandbrains.org
August 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Reposted by Tristan Slominski
🚨 Question: How did you build something radically different than deep learning?

youtube.com/shorts/4cfxP...

Read the paper: arxiv.org/abs/2507.04494
Read the plain language explainer: thousandbrains.org/thousand-bra...

#AI #Neuroscience #ThousandBrains #SensorimotorAI
youtube.com
August 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Reposted by Tristan Slominski
🚀 From LEGO bricks to neocortical-robotic AI.

We built a robot with tower-mounted RGB+depth sensors & a rotating platform, powered by Monty + Raspberry Pis, to scan real-world objects in 3D.

🎥 Watch the build, debug, train & demo: youtu.be/_u7STtACQ50

#Robotics #AI
2025-05 LEGO Robot Presentation and Demo
YouTube video by Thousand Brains Project
youtu.be
August 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I'm hiring again at @thousandbrains.org

I'm looking for an experienced software engineer to join us in transforming our groundbreaking research into a platform that will enable people worldwide to run Monty and apply sensorimotor intelligence to their problems.

thousandbrains.org/company/care...
Open-Source Software Engineer
As a software engineer on the Thousand Brains Project, you will shape our open-source code base to make it accessible to a large research community. Additionally, you will write code and maintain infr...
thousandbrains.org
August 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Reposted by Tristan Slominski
A must-watch talk from @scott.hanselman.com. Scott and I are of the same vintage, and I am embarrassed (mortified!) by how revolting some of our generational peers have become. Technology still has a unique power to improve our lives, but wow, do we ever have work to do. youtu.be/dVG8W-0p6vg?...
Tech Promised Everything. Did it deliver? | Scott Hanselman | TEDxPortland
YouTube video by TEDx Talks
youtu.be
July 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM