Went in for cards for other people and came out with zero cards, and this 😂😬
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Went in for cards for other people and came out with zero cards, and this 😂😬
Are we saying yay or nay? I think I kinda love it
November 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Are we saying yay or nay? I think I kinda love it
Been on G'Uncle duties again. Chuffing knackered.
November 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Been on G'Uncle duties again. Chuffing knackered.
Was quite broody in my late 30's/early 40's. Then, my friend had twins nearly 4 years ago and OMG the broodiness intensified. Fast forward to this year, now that they are little humans with their own minds and own voice and needs - do I still want kids?
November 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Was quite broody in my late 30's/early 40's. Then, my friend had twins nearly 4 years ago and OMG the broodiness intensified. Fast forward to this year, now that they are little humans with their own minds and own voice and needs - do I still want kids?
Carried this handsome guy off to his final resting place today. Thank you for the 10 crazy, whildwird, loving years together, Simon. 🧡
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Carried this handsome guy off to his final resting place today. Thank you for the 10 crazy, whildwird, loving years together, Simon. 🧡
Sorry emergency plumbing question again. Friends stop tap broke and I'm tryna fix. Anybody by any chance know if I wrap the white PTFE tape around only the red thread bit? Or do I wrap it round the teal bit too? It's the stop tap shown in the other pic.
TIA
TIA
November 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Sorry emergency plumbing question again. Friends stop tap broke and I'm tryna fix. Anybody by any chance know if I wrap the white PTFE tape around only the red thread bit? Or do I wrap it round the teal bit too? It's the stop tap shown in the other pic.
TIA
TIA
Gay dear? Who dear? Me dear? No dear.
Might have to open a bottle of wine now. Both dancing and alcohol lower blood pressure, right??
Might have to open a bottle of wine now. Both dancing and alcohol lower blood pressure, right??
November 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Gay dear? Who dear? Me dear? No dear.
Might have to open a bottle of wine now. Both dancing and alcohol lower blood pressure, right??
Might have to open a bottle of wine now. Both dancing and alcohol lower blood pressure, right??
I know this is an old man tweet, but do any of you fellow high blood pressure folk have any experience of trying to move from amlodipine to another med? Amlodipine worked great for my BP, but made my legs swell. Switched to lercanidipine 2 weeks ago but since then I can't get down from this.... grrr
November 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I know this is an old man tweet, but do any of you fellow high blood pressure folk have any experience of trying to move from amlodipine to another med? Amlodipine worked great for my BP, but made my legs swell. Switched to lercanidipine 2 weeks ago but since then I can't get down from this.... grrr
His legs on the aftershow on BBC2 helped my sorrow at his demise
November 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
His legs on the aftershow on BBC2 helped my sorrow at his demise
Ta fella. I know you like a loud crep
November 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Ta fella. I know you like a loud crep
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need, roads. 😍
40th anniversary. FORTIETH. 🤯
40th anniversary. FORTIETH. 🤯
November 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need, roads. 😍
40th anniversary. FORTIETH. 🤯
40th anniversary. FORTIETH. 🤯
Was supposed to start 4 new meds today. FOUR. Was told not to drink on them. Safe to say an executive decision was made to start them tomorrow, instead. Cheers muckers 🍻
October 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Was supposed to start 4 new meds today. FOUR. Was told not to drink on them. Safe to say an executive decision was made to start them tomorrow, instead. Cheers muckers 🍻
High-five.
*whispers* don't show anyone rlse the pyrex jug
*whispers* don't show anyone rlse the pyrex jug
October 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
High-five.
*whispers* don't show anyone rlse the pyrex jug
*whispers* don't show anyone rlse the pyrex jug
There's not far off 2KG of potatoes on that plate 😂
Just done a quick Google to find out if I'm being greedy and....
Just done a quick Google to find out if I'm being greedy and....
October 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
There's not far off 2KG of potatoes on that plate 😂
Just done a quick Google to find out if I'm being greedy and....
Just done a quick Google to find out if I'm being greedy and....
Seriously have to get my portion control under control. 😅
October 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Seriously have to get my portion control under control. 😅
This is a filthy goddamn lie. It never shuts down and you always find it still switched on hours later. Grrr.
October 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
This is a filthy goddamn lie. It never shuts down and you always find it still switched on hours later. Grrr.
😂😂 the text at the top
October 19, 2025 at 11:59 AM
😂😂 the text at the top
Today, I have been mostly wearing 'middle-aged bloke who won't let go of the 90's'.
October 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Today, I have been mostly wearing 'middle-aged bloke who won't let go of the 90's'.
Perfect autumnal day in Sheffield.
October 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Perfect autumnal day in Sheffield.
Post you from a different era.
(The signs were obviously there. Camp as tits)
(The signs were obviously there. Camp as tits)
October 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Post you from a different era.
(The signs were obviously there. Camp as tits)
(The signs were obviously there. Camp as tits)
😏😏🍑👀👀 Love it. Hypnotised again 😂 Also:
October 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
😏😏🍑👀👀 Love it. Hypnotised again 😂 Also:
Indeed. Plenty around. Stealthily does it with the shades, too 😂👀
October 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Indeed. Plenty around. Stealthily does it with the shades, too 😂👀