Trevor R Browning
@trevorbrowning.com
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Trevor R Browning
@trevorbrowning.com
· Dec 17
Books are a total scam.
Every single word is already in the dictionary—they’re just selling them back to you in a different order.
Every single word is already in the dictionary—they’re just selling them back to you in a different order.
What part of watching dogs on skateboards makes YouTube ads think I’m in any position to buy the brand new Lexus?
October 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
What part of watching dogs on skateboards makes YouTube ads think I’m in any position to buy the brand new Lexus?
What an uneventful day in the US.
September 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
What an uneventful day in the US.
I haven’t seen a frog in days.
I am very upset about it.
I am very upset about it.
August 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I haven’t seen a frog in days.
I am very upset about it.
I am very upset about it.
A new 🐸 friend before 8am?
It’s going to be a good day.
It’s going to be a good day.
August 7, 2025 at 12:11 PM
A new 🐸 friend before 8am?
It’s going to be a good day.
It’s going to be a good day.
I have a new addition to my 🐸 family.
95° and she needed a quick bath.
95° and she needed a quick bath.
August 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I have a new addition to my 🐸 family.
95° and she needed a quick bath.
95° and she needed a quick bath.
My life of finding 🐸 will never be complete
July 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
My life of finding 🐸 will never be complete
All I want to do in life is continue to find more 🐸
June 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
All I want to do in life is continue to find more 🐸
Is it just me or do the unread books in the bookstore just seem shinier than the unread books at home?
June 3, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Is it just me or do the unread books in the bookstore just seem shinier than the unread books at home?
Just Googled “how to fake your own death and erase your entire existence before 8am Monday.”
Good morning.
Good morning.
June 2, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Just Googled “how to fake your own death and erase your entire existence before 8am Monday.”
Good morning.
Good morning.
Well…my coffee from this morning finally kicked in at about 11:20p.m.
May 31, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Well…my coffee from this morning finally kicked in at about 11:20p.m.
Just woke up from a weird dream:
I refused to go to Disneyworld until they let all service animals ride the rollercoasters.
Now that I’m awake,
I stand by it.
I refused to go to Disneyworld until they let all service animals ride the rollercoasters.
Now that I’m awake,
I stand by it.
May 27, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Just woke up from a weird dream:
I refused to go to Disneyworld until they let all service animals ride the rollercoasters.
Now that I’m awake,
I stand by it.
I refused to go to Disneyworld until they let all service animals ride the rollercoasters.
Now that I’m awake,
I stand by it.
Let’s normalize a 21 day weekend.
May 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Let’s normalize a 21 day weekend.
There are over 2 million workplace injuries reported every year.
Be safe, call in sick tomorrow.
Be safe, call in sick tomorrow.
May 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
There are over 2 million workplace injuries reported every year.
Be safe, call in sick tomorrow.
Be safe, call in sick tomorrow.
Pizza doesn't contain many vitamins, so it's very important you always eat a bunch of it.
May 19, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Pizza doesn't contain many vitamins, so it's very important you always eat a bunch of it.
I wanna be so rich I can put premium fuel in my lawnmower
May 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I wanna be so rich I can put premium fuel in my lawnmower
Frogs keep visiting me lately.
It’s gonna be a good year.
It’s gonna be a good year.
May 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Frogs keep visiting me lately.
It’s gonna be a good year.
It’s gonna be a good year.
They really need to stop hyping up these storms because I bought a lot of popcorn and the power didn't even go out
May 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
They really need to stop hyping up these storms because I bought a lot of popcorn and the power didn't even go out
All these late nights solving solved crimes on forensic files is aging me
May 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
All these late nights solving solved crimes on forensic files is aging me
Ever notice how confusing your sentence's are when you incorrectly use apostrophe's to pluralize word's? It hurt's me even to type thi's.
May 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Ever notice how confusing your sentence's are when you incorrectly use apostrophe's to pluralize word's? It hurt's me even to type thi's.
Being required to wake up early should be banned
May 1, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Being required to wake up early should be banned
Look at this pretty little baby I found this morning
April 29, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Look at this pretty little baby I found this morning
If anyone wants to mow my lawn for me, I promise to look out the window occasionally and give you a thumbs up.
April 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
If anyone wants to mow my lawn for me, I promise to look out the window occasionally and give you a thumbs up.
I hate that I can't show how much I dislike exclamation points without looking like a hypocrite.
April 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I hate that I can't show how much I dislike exclamation points without looking like a hypocrite.
I'll be doing a book signing at Barnes & Noble tomorrow. Nobody asked me to. It’s not even my book.
April 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I'll be doing a book signing at Barnes & Noble tomorrow. Nobody asked me to. It’s not even my book.