Trevor R Browning
trevorbrowning.com
Trevor R Browning
@trevorbrowning.com
Director, Producer & Writer | CatDog dad | Historian | Official Unofficial Spokesman for Digiorno |

https://www.TrevorBrowning.com
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Books are a total scam.
Every single word is already in the dictionary—they’re just selling them back to you in a different order.
What part of watching dogs on skateboards makes YouTube ads think I’m in any position to buy the brand new Lexus?
October 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
What an uneventful day in the US.
September 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Trevor + 🍺 = 👽
August 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I haven’t seen a frog in days.
I am very upset about it.
August 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
A new 🐸 friend before 8am?
It’s going to be a good day.
August 7, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I have a new addition to my 🐸 family.
95° and she needed a quick bath.
August 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
My life of finding 🐸 will never be complete
July 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
All I want to do in life is continue to find more 🐸
June 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Is it just me or do the unread books in the bookstore just seem shinier than the unread books at home?
June 3, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Just Googled “how to fake your own death and erase your entire existence before 8am Monday.”

Good morning.
June 2, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Well…my coffee from this morning finally kicked in at about 11:20p.m.
May 31, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Just woke up from a weird dream:

I refused to go to Disneyworld until they let all service animals ride the rollercoasters.

Now that I’m awake,
I stand by it.
May 27, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Let’s normalize a 21 day weekend.
May 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
There are over 2 million workplace injuries reported every year.
Be safe, call in sick tomorrow.
May 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Pizza doesn't contain many vitamins, so it's very important you always eat a bunch of it.
May 19, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I wanna be so rich I can put premium fuel in my lawnmower
May 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Frogs keep visiting me lately.
It’s gonna be a good year.
May 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
They really need to stop hyping up these storms because I bought a lot of popcorn and the power didn't even go out
May 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
All these late nights solving solved crimes on forensic files is aging me
May 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Ever notice how confusing your sentence's are when you incorrectly use apostrophe's to pluralize word's? It hurt's me even to type thi's.
May 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Being required to wake up early should be banned
May 1, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Look at this pretty little baby I found this morning
April 29, 2025 at 12:37 PM
If anyone wants to mow my lawn for me, I promise to look out the window occasionally and give you a thumbs up.
April 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I hate that I can't show how much I dislike exclamation points without looking like a hypocrite.
April 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I'll be doing a book signing at Barnes & Noble tomorrow. Nobody asked me to. It’s not even my book.
April 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM