Honestly can't say I blame them

If you’re dumb, everything is woke!

This joke is so cheesy I'm calling it cornography

Thanks for mentioning this

Now if you REALLY wanna get wacky, you may use `ox-hugo` to export your flat, single org file that happens to be all of your blog articles into markdown for Hugo to consume and publish with.

I did that for my cookbook website that was fun.

The previous iteration was Hugo, and I thought that was more feature rich and more minimalistic. Well, the binary for Hugo is 71Mb and the binary for Emacs is 17Mb.

How the turntables!!

Emacs Org publish is essentially the built-in Hugo for Org Mode lovers, but with some different features.

Depending on Emacs is debatably not all that minimalistic but the output is indeed a pretty barebones static site

This is so similar to when his character "Michael Scott" accidentally offered to pay the tuition of all the underprivileged kids at a high school that could not go to post secondary in "The Office" that I had to laugh, sorry.

First thing that came to mind when I saw it

As is the nature of weaving the tangled web of JavaScript itself