I think you meant… Red Faction Gorilla 😎

Yesterday I wanted to level up my Diablo character some more but I was too tired after work to even hold a controller, so I ended up paying my 8-year-old $5 to play for me. I guess that makes him a professional gamer?

One of my older brothers gave up gaming because his wife didn’t like how much time he spent on it. He boxed up his games (floppy disks!), and gave them to me. There were a ton of gems in there, but my favourite was Ultima VII. He eventually divorced, I’ve stayed a gamer for life.

I, too, have an overseer.

Honest question: do you turn on all that background lighting just to make the picture look awesome (which it does, to be fair) or do you actually watch things like that? I need absolute darkness to watch movies.

If I start referring to my wife as “Madame Krampus”, I wonder how long it would take for my mysterious disappearance to become an episode of a true crime podcast 🤔

Depths of Dejenol rules. One of the earliest games I remember staying up all night to play at a friend’s house. I still play it’s more modern successor, Demise: Ascension