It's going to be a racist riot.
December 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
It's going to be a racist riot.
But free admission on this guy's birthday.
December 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
But free admission on this guy's birthday.
He'd make a good version of this. Call it Krazy Kashy.
December 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
He'd make a good version of this. Call it Krazy Kashy.
Which double do I go with? Danny Kaye in dual roles? J. Pat O'Malley with roles in two shows? Or the powerhouse duo of Jim McKay and George Fenneman doing parade duty?
(I can just hear Jim McKay as the last float or band passes by: "They're all gone." IYKYK)
(I can just hear Jim McKay as the last float or band passes by: "They're all gone." IYKYK)
December 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Which double do I go with? Danny Kaye in dual roles? J. Pat O'Malley with roles in two shows? Or the powerhouse duo of Jim McKay and George Fenneman doing parade duty?
(I can just hear Jim McKay as the last float or band passes by: "They're all gone." IYKYK)
(I can just hear Jim McKay as the last float or band passes by: "They're all gone." IYKYK)
FIFA commits own goal; Trump realizes own goal.
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
FIFA commits own goal; Trump realizes own goal.
May I make two observations?
1) What's wrong with a slow-paced sex comedy? It's sex; who's in a hurry?
2) Seeing Jonathan Goldsmith, Dos Equis' "The Most Interesting Man in the World" on Dallas would actually make Dallas Interesting.
1) What's wrong with a slow-paced sex comedy? It's sex; who's in a hurry?
2) Seeing Jonathan Goldsmith, Dos Equis' "The Most Interesting Man in the World" on Dallas would actually make Dallas Interesting.
December 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
May I make two observations?
1) What's wrong with a slow-paced sex comedy? It's sex; who's in a hurry?
2) Seeing Jonathan Goldsmith, Dos Equis' "The Most Interesting Man in the World" on Dallas would actually make Dallas Interesting.
1) What's wrong with a slow-paced sex comedy? It's sex; who's in a hurry?
2) Seeing Jonathan Goldsmith, Dos Equis' "The Most Interesting Man in the World" on Dallas would actually make Dallas Interesting.
Yeah; let the baby sit on the driver's lap. (That way, there's also no need for an airbag.)
December 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Yeah; let the baby sit on the driver's lap. (That way, there's also no need for an airbag.)
Better to be Trump-deranged than Trump-devoted.
December 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Better to be Trump-deranged than Trump-devoted.
Double the Elaine Joyce: The Music Man and Hawaii Five-0.
December 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Double the Elaine Joyce: The Music Man and Hawaii Five-0.
John Houseman AND Andy Griffith?
December 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
John Houseman AND Andy Griffith?
Ironically, thieves made a quick getaway.
December 4, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Ironically, thieves made a quick getaway.
The ESPN baseball synopsis, "Teams to be announced" has the same wow factor as Curb Appeal's "A ranch home." Makes for a difficult choice.
December 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The ESPN baseball synopsis, "Teams to be announced" has the same wow factor as Curb Appeal's "A ranch home." Makes for a difficult choice.
If you were, that's okay with me.
December 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
If you were, that's okay with me.
More impressed by your parenting skills every day.
December 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
More impressed by your parenting skills every day.
Winner didn't even know it was pie-eating contest.
December 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Winner didn't even know it was pie-eating contest.
Yes, I wouldn't give Michael Bay much credit...the best you can say is he didn't ruin a brilliant idea.
December 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Yes, I wouldn't give Michael Bay much credit...the best you can say is he didn't ruin a brilliant idea.
Your blood will never be as cold as his.
December 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Your blood will never be as cold as his.
That's not drool, is it?
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
That's not drool, is it?