jeff goldblum could sing the fucking phone book as far as i care that is the only part of the movie i actively want to see
November 21, 2025 at 8:22 AM
jeff goldblum could sing the fucking phone book as far as i care that is the only part of the movie i actively want to see
the fact that he said it right next to him was wild. like if they'd offered him the degay pill right then and there he would've pushed chasten off the goddamn couch in his urgency.
November 21, 2025 at 8:01 AM
the fact that he said it right next to him was wild. like if they'd offered him the degay pill right then and there he would've pushed chasten off the goddamn couch in his urgency.
... do you. think that's their face.
November 21, 2025 at 7:59 AM
... do you. think that's their face.
like i'm sorry but you consider rape to be an appropriate punishment for literally any crime and that does mean you are an unsafe person to be around!
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
like i'm sorry but you consider rape to be an appropriate punishment for literally any crime and that does mean you are an unsafe person to be around!
as my friend you can rest assured that if you ever act like that i will do the merciful thing
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
as my friend you can rest assured that if you ever act like that i will do the merciful thing
i've always felt like they *know* it'd look bad to put most of their reasons in writing.
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
i've always felt like they *know* it'd look bad to put most of their reasons in writing.
so you wanted to rape *and* murder that woman...?
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
so you wanted to rape *and* murder that woman...?
maybe don't share your rape fantasies in public...?
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 AM
maybe don't share your rape fantasies in public...?
honestly the wildest part is how she didn't even get ratio'd. the shithead liberals on this website circled the wagons to give her gentle tongue baths and she's still spiraling.
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
honestly the wildest part is how she didn't even get ratio'd. the shithead liberals on this website circled the wagons to give her gentle tongue baths and she's still spiraling.
how dare you try to figure out if something actually even happened. don't you know that's illegal.
November 21, 2025 at 2:59 AM
how dare you try to figure out if something actually even happened. don't you know that's illegal.
"Felt the need to share my journal entry today. Don't know why." because you have the mental illness where therapy made you worse.
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
"Felt the need to share my journal entry today. Don't know why." because you have the mental illness where therapy made you worse.
the skin will be caramel or a cafe au lait. any darker than that and they'll probably start calling your book urban or something.
November 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
the skin will be caramel or a cafe au lait. any darker than that and they'll probably start calling your book urban or something.
i always figured that it "works" because a lot of us are super dehydrated.
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
i always figured that it "works" because a lot of us are super dehydrated.
meanwhile the love interest is swarthy, but not too swarthy. maybe a light puerto rican if it's a dark romance, or a greek.
November 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
meanwhile the love interest is swarthy, but not too swarthy. maybe a light puerto rican if it's a dark romance, or a greek.
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There is no reality where algorithmically picking projects for maximum shareholder value creates Art like Earth Girls Are Easy
November 20, 2025 at 9:17 AM
There is no reality where algorithmically picking projects for maximum shareholder value creates Art like Earth Girls Are Easy
it's okay, kitten. one day, you'll read a whole book by yourself. it won't even have pictures!
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
it's okay, kitten. one day, you'll read a whole book by yourself. it won't even have pictures!
it's actually because programs like USAID suck the life out of communities in the name of fostering dependence and gratitude, but maybe you'll be more open to learning about this when you reach high school.
November 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
it's actually because programs like USAID suck the life out of communities in the name of fostering dependence and gratitude, but maybe you'll be more open to learning about this when you reach high school.
I hate the human suffering the american state is responsible for, yes.
November 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I hate the human suffering the american state is responsible for, yes.
sometimes i think about the ones that go really into the original Rapefuck Dogworld spirit of the genre and you'd think there'd be more omegas reabsorbing litters like rabbits.
November 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
sometimes i think about the ones that go really into the original Rapefuck Dogworld spirit of the genre and you'd think there'd be more omegas reabsorbing litters like rabbits.