Perry Stalsis
treesandtrees.bsky.social
Perry Stalsis
@treesandtrees.bsky.social
B-Sides
Porch steps
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Got a hunch Littleproud will back down on some of that now, they're going to start getting more moderate where they have to.
February 13, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Sunglasses, hat and covid mask it is then.
February 12, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Heathcliff, vomiting.
February 12, 2026 at 8:39 AM
They looted Europe for art and sold their daughters into the aristocracy. At least we can make tv about them.

Life of Elon, episode 9: I've got a Knife.
February 12, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Did that with the old fashioned cough medicine a while ago and it was like 15 minutes of xanax, fucking loved every second of it.
February 12, 2026 at 2:33 AM
It was very modern of us in the LNP to allow our first Ferengi leader to wear clothes though.

You can never take that away from us.
February 12, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Just off to the tip to get myself some luxury, brb.
February 11, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Streeting is amazing, he can provoke intense feelings of distrust and unease before he opens his mouth, just has to look at the camera and my skin crawls.
February 11, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I wouldn't be surprised to see one of the Turnbull children get in there eventually.

Worse things have happened.
February 10, 2026 at 11:43 PM
February 10, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Deleted my whole account last week, heaps of better alternatives to pretty much everything from the big corps now.
February 10, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Like a Waugh character, Captain Grimes
February 10, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Deleting my dating apps so I can meet someone the old fashioned way: In a truckstop toilet at 1am.
February 10, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Bananas are MARSUPIALS
February 10, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Episode 1, Margarita Pracatan
February 10, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Dicky Marles would have you knocked off.
February 10, 2026 at 5:46 AM
He was looking for a job and then he found a job
February 10, 2026 at 5:22 AM
She might have to use her extra very serious voice, I'm not sure spacetime can even withstand that level of gravitas.
February 10, 2026 at 4:16 AM
If the cost of demolishing this entire class is a few missed opportunities for some hangers on that's really not a bad deal.
February 10, 2026 at 4:08 AM
BRB
February 10, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I have never not knowingly etc, and we thought Philby was a low water mark.
February 9, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Its got Guillam in it, yay!
February 9, 2026 at 9:23 PM
My school had one around 1988, not much on the ecology side but we grew strawberries and sold them to parents at a stall at the gates.
February 9, 2026 at 8:09 PM