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treat.kandicritter.sqky.one
I'm Treat, and some
@treat.kandicritter.sqky.one
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Yes this is the real Treat Kandicritter! for legal reasons i am not affliated with the Chaos Wizards' Guild. it/these ∇θΔ median PLURal T4T skunk emoji
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treat.kandicritter.sqky.one
so apparently there was a playdoh/mlp crossover toy for making these clay aproximata with a single plastic bone inside that look like aliens pretending to be ponies and in my mind this is what it looks like in @captainzigo.bsky.social comics whenever the topic du jour is starlight making homunculi
the box for a playset in which the user uses included moulds and internal plastic support "bones" to shape playdoh into approximations of the mane six from MLP: FIM. i cannot describe the extent to which their appearances trigger the uncanny valley danger receptors of my brainstem.
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
treat.kandicritter.sqky.one
BUG HORSE
a reference sheet for my headmate vib which depicts a greenish-grayish changeling-pony hybrid filly with a wavy oilslick-patterned mane and tail, green rectangular pupiled eyes, several holes leaking black gunk including a prominent one on her chest, and jumping spider-esque pedipalps and leg fur. there are also little cutaways to more clearly show her pedippalps, missing left fang, and wing bandages. the following text is superimposed atop the render: Verdant Glint (AKA Vib, Vibby, Veb, Vebby, ECT.) She/Her - 4 Years Old - Evil and Epic Changeling/Pony Hybrid - "Bug Horse" LOVES: Stealing your love and care Double hayburger extra cheese Plushies Venetian Snares Attention and love from filly foolers HATES: Having to flee when her disguise fails Ruining her plushies with gunk Being alone Ketchup Wings missing due to [redacted text] we don't talk abt it :) Rectangular pupils glow in the dark Pedipalps (burger grabbers) Holes and mane exude "gunk" feels similar to crude oil Fang missing due to SH episode Hole in chest grows bigger when lonely or unfed Floomfy fluffy leggies
November 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
treat.kandicritter.sqky.one
a cropped screenshot of me replying to this image on discord with "i misread pabst blue ribbon as porter robinson put me in the dirt". the timestamp is censored because believe it or not that is a genuine infosec hazard
November 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
treat.kandicritter.sqky.one
i'm in my wizard lab i'm cooking up potions and spells check this shit out
a pony-optimized diaper as described above, drawn overtop of a default gray pony model. it covers basically the whole main body, with most of the padding in the butt and tummy area with the back being thinner, and there are callouts for extra tapes that secure front gathers, as well as the fact that it makes sense to have the back thin on daytime diapers but thick on nighttime diapers to accommodate back sleepers.
October 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
treat.kandicritter.sqky.one
just like this
the meme image of the guy drinking a beer on the couch watching tv with a heavily foreshortened remote held nearly touching the camera. he has a bowl of chips and an indescribable expression
October 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
treat.kandicritter.sqky.one
nice try ditto from pokemon you're not foolin anyone
a potato on a tray with a blemish that looks like a :) type smiley face
October 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
treat.kandicritter.sqky.one
i've got my 3D workspace set back up and running so here's a piece i started before all the reorg: Hoptal
a 3D rendered image of a sea green hospital wing with a pink band on the wall indicating it is the regression ward. behind steel doors lies an abstract and infinite plane, and framed by these walls a skunk critter stands, clad in just locking booties and mittens, and a kiddo preimum night diaper. into its arm a glowing purple-blue fluid flows from a standing IV pole, and it is illuminated in an ominous circle by the red gaze of a security camera. down the hall, a negative light pours forth to darken the path with blue-black shadows.
October 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
treat.kandicritter.sqky.one
has anypony done a version of this yet where the remote is a magic wand and angled slightly to intersect with diaper
that one meme image of a highly foreshortened picture of a white guy on a couch drinking a beer with an indescribable expression, a bowl of chips, and a TV remote that's held extremely close to the camera
October 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
treat.kandicritter.sqky.one
"oh no the gayness is fine, i just didn't think it'd be Welsh"
a screencap of a white guy with a goatee and mustache looking confused amongst infinite towers with curved rooves, taken from a meme in which he says "oh no, it's a great heaven, i just didn't think it'd be chinese"
October 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
treat.kandicritter.sqky.one
the siren song calls
a box of luigi's italian lemon ice, which is a sherbet type desert
October 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
treat.kandicritter.sqky.one
big version of this and then put it on the wall next to the tiny version in visually-matched frames
a picture of a very small illustrated colour pieces depicting a pastel puppyskunk with lavender and pink hair being doted over by robot arms and swaddled in a fuzzy fleece sleeper with straightjacket style arms and a pacifier muzzle
October 15, 2025 at 12:03 PM
treat.kandicritter.sqky.one
a strategy with many shortcomings.
an image of the improvised doohickey weapon used to assasinate shinzo abe
October 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
treat.kandicritter.sqky.one
i refuse to pick "a favourite" because youve drawn so much good stuff (and written some good microfiction) but i often come back to this one, theres just somethin about it. a lil je ne sais quoi
a black and white sketch of a skunk citter in a straightjacket and muzzle in a playpen staring at a just-offscreen TV which is announcing "don't you love being good? being well behaved and safe is so fun!"
October 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
treat.kandicritter.sqky.one
they want him back so bad lol
i would say "an image of pope benedict looking evil and coniving in his papal fatigues" but after an image search im shown there is not a single image in which he looks anything other than evil and coniving.
October 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
treat.kandicritter.sqky.one
i've got news about 3D space
a 3D render of a funfetti patterned skunk posing dynamically against an astract background, dressed in a hello kitty pulup and a mint hairbow and t-shirt, whipping string lights in a rave display that streaks across the picture a modelspace view of the previous picture from behind, showing the wild contortion and second, disembodied arm that allow the forced prespective to work in-camera
October 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
treat.kandicritter.sqky.one
i want a series that's a pack of like six basic pastel colours in the sweetarts sort of palette
a handful of pastel chalky candies against a white background. they are pale purple, sky blue, mint green, butter yellow, and sunburnt white guy red, and have adjectives pressed into them like "fancy, wise, pop, savvy, funky, grit, humble, and so on."
October 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
treat.kandicritter.sqky.one
alt text because for some reason it wouldn't let me put it on the video:
that video of the cop in boston getting his shit wrecked going down a slide but it's been dubbed over with disco elysium style dialogue: You: Whee Slide Time! Savoir Faire: Trivial - Failure. The world's most confounding contraption, intended to be operated by children far superior in ability to you, has now become a hellish conduit of pain. As your uncoordinated, clumsy body fails in futile sputters against the cylindrical stainless steel, a cacophony of reverberating impacts rings out for all the townsfolk to jeer at. Drama: Finally, as if birthed into the uncaring world for a second time, the light blinds every fibre of your optic nerve, the tunnel giving way in yonic glory to a halfpipe. This is your catwalk moment, a show in which your dress is the futile attempts you make to right yourself, and the magnesium flashes are instead the laughing of the apparent super-children who know how to operate the device you've just proven you can't. Pain Threshold: Is your arm seriously broken? You broke your arm going down a children's slide? How. Authority: Get your shit together, man.
September 27, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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September 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
treat.kandicritter.sqky.one
a screenshot of the codec screen from MGS3 showing naked snake and colonel campbell having a chat over radio
September 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
treat.kandicritter.sqky.one
an edit of the "as far as i'm concerned, all mariage is gay mariage" meme which has been altered to read "what's your opinion on stress positions?" "as far as i'm concerned, all positions is stress positions" and the speaker of the latte rhas been edited with an Ehlers Danlos Syndrome zebra-pattern ribbon.
September 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
treat.kandicritter.sqky.one
squidward from spongebob pressed into the floor with a flattened head and the embossed impression of an big booty which must have been the flattening impliment
September 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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a picture of me with a speech bubble and the skeletal formula of glycyrrhizin
September 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
treat.kandicritter.sqky.one
i love being a pan lesbian because 90% of the time its girls girls women but then every once in a while i jumpscare my freinds when i'm like "yeah i'd fuck Luigi" looking at the smash bros assist trophy list
a render of Luigi Mario in his golf outfit running at a 3/4 angle to the camera. he's got cleats, white pants, a green polo shirt with a lot of chest showing, and one of those hats that's open on top
September 15, 2025 at 1:06 PM
treat.kandicritter.sqky.one
oh, These Aren't Homebrew
the cover art for the 3DS port of MYST, which is apperently an official release the cover art for the 3DS port of metal gear solid 3 whose existence is baffling
September 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
treat.kandicritter.sqky.one
noooo those are so fun to shit yourself on thoughhhh it's like a sybian without the vibrators
a cartoonish illustration of a funfetti patterned skunk with pink and lavender hair intentionally pooping her pullups sitting on a ladybug themed training potty, with green stink lines rising behind.
September 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM