trawpius
@trawpius.bsky.social
Misha and/or Trawpius. Engineer and programmer with Gay Pronouns. And then, meteor happens.
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Everybody exhibits some degree of Coworker Behavior. For example, I listen to Christmas music almost exclusively throughout December.
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Everybody exhibits some degree of Coworker Behavior. For example, I listen to Christmas music almost exclusively throughout December.
Actually Existing Sports BL is happening in every professional women’s league
December 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Actually Existing Sports BL is happening in every professional women’s league
Moms have gotta lay off the whole "I'm a rotten mother, I didn't raise you properly" bit.
Save it for when your kid annihilates a family of 4 while drunk driving, or whatever. Not for when your kid forgets to clean the baseboards.
Save it for when your kid annihilates a family of 4 while drunk driving, or whatever. Not for when your kid forgets to clean the baseboards.
December 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Moms have gotta lay off the whole "I'm a rotten mother, I didn't raise you properly" bit.
Save it for when your kid annihilates a family of 4 while drunk driving, or whatever. Not for when your kid forgets to clean the baseboards.
Save it for when your kid annihilates a family of 4 while drunk driving, or whatever. Not for when your kid forgets to clean the baseboards.
One Piece TikTok AU, Sanji is a famous chocolateir and Zoro puts reindeer medicine on his hands every day
December 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
One Piece TikTok AU, Sanji is a famous chocolateir and Zoro puts reindeer medicine on his hands every day
Reposted by trawpius
Reposted by trawpius
I need three weed smoking girlfriends so I can play Mahjong and Catan every night
November 30, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I need three weed smoking girlfriends so I can play Mahjong and Catan every night
AHL taught my dad how to do 6 7
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
AHL taught my dad how to do 6 7
Prayer circle that Max and Lando crash into each other (safely), and Piastri sweeps 🙏
November 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Prayer circle that Max and Lando crash into each other (safely), and Piastri sweeps 🙏
Roombas are benthic feeders. Their strange, flat appearance is a result of rapid decompression, as they are fished from the sea floor. Humans use a strange fungus called a “battery” to hijack the dead Roomba’s nervous system and make it hunt invasive dust bunnies.
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Roombas are benthic feeders. Their strange, flat appearance is a result of rapid decompression, as they are fished from the sea floor. Humans use a strange fungus called a “battery” to hijack the dead Roomba’s nervous system and make it hunt invasive dust bunnies.
I am sympathetic to nuance when discussing Ukraine and Russia. But leftists are nuts when they try to justify Russia by analogy.
“How do you think the US would react if China built a military base in Mexico?”
Are you saying YOU’D support the US invading Mexico in this scenario? Be for fucking real.
“How do you think the US would react if China built a military base in Mexico?”
Are you saying YOU’D support the US invading Mexico in this scenario? Be for fucking real.
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I am sympathetic to nuance when discussing Ukraine and Russia. But leftists are nuts when they try to justify Russia by analogy.
“How do you think the US would react if China built a military base in Mexico?”
Are you saying YOU’D support the US invading Mexico in this scenario? Be for fucking real.
“How do you think the US would react if China built a military base in Mexico?”
Are you saying YOU’D support the US invading Mexico in this scenario? Be for fucking real.
Testosterone wouldn’t make me look like 1980s Kurt Russell. It would make me look like 1980s my dad (with Kurt Russell’s hair) (my hair looks really fucking good sometimes)
November 28, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Testosterone wouldn’t make me look like 1980s Kurt Russell. It would make me look like 1980s my dad (with Kurt Russell’s hair) (my hair looks really fucking good sometimes)
Actually maybe all animals a p-zombies. (Except my dog, who has the divine spark and has achieved gnosis)
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Actually maybe all animals a p-zombies. (Except my dog, who has the divine spark and has achieved gnosis)
We need to genetically engineer chickens to produce viable eggs through parthenogenesis. Or we need mpreg roosters. I dunno man, chick culling is just bananas awful.
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
We need to genetically engineer chickens to produce viable eggs through parthenogenesis. Or we need mpreg roosters. I dunno man, chick culling is just bananas awful.
Vegans deserve to be smug. But a smug vegetarian is a vile hypocrite (author’s note I am a vegetarian)
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Vegans deserve to be smug. But a smug vegetarian is a vile hypocrite (author’s note I am a vegetarian)
FIA should keep DRS, but rename it “ulting”
November 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
FIA should keep DRS, but rename it “ulting”
Chimps maul humans due to cute aggression.
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Chimps maul humans due to cute aggression.
Humans are lucky that they evolved to be so moe. Even the toughest reddest hgh-addicted macho man is a cutie-patootie compared to a chimp.
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Humans are lucky that they evolved to be so moe. Even the toughest reddest hgh-addicted macho man is a cutie-patootie compared to a chimp.
Creationists should just declare that humans belong the the ape kind. Noah (of arc fame) was an Australopithecus. Chimps and gorillas have souls. Etc., etc.,
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Creationists should just declare that humans belong the the ape kind. Noah (of arc fame) was an Australopithecus. Chimps and gorillas have souls. Etc., etc.,
Reoccurring nightmare that my ex-coworker gets featured on the blancolirio channel
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Reoccurring nightmare that my ex-coworker gets featured on the blancolirio channel
Is NTR just a cuckoldry fetish without the racist roots?
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Is NTR just a cuckoldry fetish without the racist roots?
Really hope I have my dad’s telomere genetics. His 94-year-old parents are sharper than some 60-year-olds that I work with. And my grandma is more physically coordinated than some of them, too.
November 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Really hope I have my dad’s telomere genetics. His 94-year-old parents are sharper than some 60-year-olds that I work with. And my grandma is more physically coordinated than some of them, too.
They should prescribe GLP-1s for people with skin biting habits. I’m so sick of this shit.
November 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
They should prescribe GLP-1s for people with skin biting habits. I’m so sick of this shit.
Based on how hockey girlies talk about the sport, goalies are real life omegas
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Based on how hockey girlies talk about the sport, goalies are real life omegas
Toto Wolff: we owe it to Lewis to build a championship winning car again…….. uhhh umm and George Russel too!
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Toto Wolff: we owe it to Lewis to build a championship winning car again…….. uhhh umm and George Russel too!