Travis Klempan
@travisklempan.bsky.social
Author of HAVE SNAKES, NEED BIRDS (Koehler Books) and HILLS HIDE MOUNTAINS (MilSpeak Books)
Looking forward to learning the provenance of this figurine, like it’s a horcrux for what’s left of his soul or is some racist icon from Bavaria or something.
November 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Looking forward to learning the provenance of this figurine, like it’s a horcrux for what’s left of his soul or is some racist icon from Bavaria or something.
Hey dirty bird, did you see this? AI, what a cool thing it is.
November 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Hey dirty bird, did you see this? AI, what a cool thing it is.
Also your glasses become goggles:
November 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Also your glasses become goggles:
Hey does the future suck too?
November 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Hey does the future suck too?
Well get a load of that.
November 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Well get a load of that.
Following this model, you all should tweet about how much my book tried to fuck a presidential candidate.
November 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Following this model, you all should tweet about how much my book tried to fuck a presidential candidate.
This is who they tried to make you think was on trial.
November 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
This is who they tried to make you think was on trial.
Their accompanying video essay retains the original title. Looks like someone forgot to update that when they updated the print piece.
November 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Their accompanying video essay retains the original title. Looks like someone forgot to update that when they updated the print piece.
It was more honest with the original headline
November 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
It was more honest with the original headline
“What is this place, a democracy or something?!?”
The comments are encouragingly specific.
The comments are encouragingly specific.
November 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
“What is this place, a democracy or something?!?”
The comments are encouragingly specific.
The comments are encouragingly specific.
Haha Rick Steves liked my tweet about Rick Steves, what have you done lately?
November 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Haha Rick Steves liked my tweet about Rick Steves, what have you done lately?
You tell me: AI-generated or not?
November 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
You tell me: AI-generated or not?
Congratuhorrible
October 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Congratuhorrible
Wow those Marlins sure have been flying under the radar this postseason.
October 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Wow those Marlins sure have been flying under the radar this postseason.
That dog looks a lot like this dog
October 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
That dog looks a lot like this dog
Even his teammate is making the face opposing players make, like he’s thinking “What have we done? May god have mercy on our souls.”
October 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Even his teammate is making the face opposing players make, like he’s thinking “What have we done? May god have mercy on our souls.”
Sometimes the hills hide mountains
October 17, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Sometimes the hills hide mountains
Chris Cillizza thinks Donald Trump deserved consideration for the Nobel Peace Prize.
Big mistake?
Big mistake?
October 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Chris Cillizza thinks Donald Trump deserved consideration for the Nobel Peace Prize.
Big mistake?
Big mistake?
I regret to inform you all that you do not currently have this dog on your lap under a blanket.
October 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I regret to inform you all that you do not currently have this dog on your lap under a blanket.
@chriscillizza.bsky.social this is exactly why no one takes you seriously, nor should they:
October 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
@chriscillizza.bsky.social this is exactly why no one takes you seriously, nor should they: