don't threaten me with a good time

So many ways to make breakfast festive, too

I could add single-issue voters

Cool. Now close loopholes abused by billionaires.

The joy of a snow dog can make you feel bad about b*tching about the weather! 😅

Wouldn’t even make the half-off “nearing expiration” fridge

Many countries send their leaders to jail when they do illegal sh*t, no problem. Our weak-willed politicians do things under the guise of bringing us all together, even while one side of the aisle carries on burning our political landscape, rights, etc. to the ground.

Omg

I guess they think you may be a mark for something they’re selling/need from you, even down the line??

Ooh, I need to do more of that!

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