YourNewDaddy
@travelingdaddy4u.bsky.social
Business traveler frequenting Houston and NorCal. I'm thinking of becoming a dadbod pornstar, so I need a Mrs. Miagi to train me properly.
6ft, 200lb 40sM looking for women with confidence, discretion, and wit.
You contented yet? Let's work on that?
6ft, 200lb 40sM looking for women with confidence, discretion, and wit.
You contented yet? Let's work on that?
Oh, no need to worry about me revealing the destination. Pretty sure I'll just die and go to heaven right there on the spot. Kick some leaves over my corpse and tell everybody to smoke a doob in my memory.
December 15, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Oh, no need to worry about me revealing the destination. Pretty sure I'll just die and go to heaven right there on the spot. Kick some leaves over my corpse and tell everybody to smoke a doob in my memory.
I'm still gonna get eaten.
a close up of a man 's face in a car with a woman behind him .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face in a car with a woman behind him .
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December 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I'm still gonna get eaten.
I want a hiking guide to show me all these amazing natural features.
December 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I want a hiking guide to show me all these amazing natural features.
I am tripped up by the "or"
December 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I am tripped up by the "or"
I identify as an octagon!
December 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I identify as an octagon!
Dude, that's just your typical Humboldt tweaker. Nothing to see there.
December 12, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Dude, that's just your typical Humboldt tweaker. Nothing to see there.
Not AT ALL. WTF did he do?
December 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Not AT ALL. WTF did he do?
If somebody claims a woman anywhere has sexier legs, I will fight them as Gimli would in defense of Galadriel.
December 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
If somebody claims a woman anywhere has sexier legs, I will fight them as Gimli would in defense of Galadriel.
West coast is a god damn party!
December 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
West coast is a god damn party!
Goulashed me with this joke.
December 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Goulashed me with this joke.
"Well, I mean, it IS my dating life."
-100% there are dudes dating LLMs.
There are people living a life, imagining living out relationships with sup'ed up versions of a Magic 8 Ball, or fortune cookie.
I may be weird...but I am decidedly not trying talk up and fuck my gpu...
-100% there are dudes dating LLMs.
There are people living a life, imagining living out relationships with sup'ed up versions of a Magic 8 Ball, or fortune cookie.
I may be weird...but I am decidedly not trying talk up and fuck my gpu...
a man in a bucket hat says so i got that going for me
ALT: a man in a bucket hat says so i got that going for me
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
"Well, I mean, it IS my dating life."
-100% there are dudes dating LLMs.
There are people living a life, imagining living out relationships with sup'ed up versions of a Magic 8 Ball, or fortune cookie.
I may be weird...but I am decidedly not trying talk up and fuck my gpu...
-100% there are dudes dating LLMs.
There are people living a life, imagining living out relationships with sup'ed up versions of a Magic 8 Ball, or fortune cookie.
I may be weird...but I am decidedly not trying talk up and fuck my gpu...
OK, so not a tree in sight, but they DO have the best bush on the planet. I might like Kansas.
December 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
OK, so not a tree in sight, but they DO have the best bush on the planet. I might like Kansas.
"Cute"
Gtfoh 😂😂😂
Gtfoh 😂😂😂
December 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
"Cute"
Gtfoh 😂😂😂
Gtfoh 😂😂😂