Dr. Trash
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Dr. Trash
@trashpupdotcom.bsky.social
I am a real doctor
I think ppl are generally getting worse at detecting fakes and satire - been seeing a lot of ppl think the one very obviously fake Elon Epstein email is real
February 2, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Ethan Hunt has only 10 minutes to shit and wipe and he cant look at his phone
January 29, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Someone needs to give Fat Bam Margera a new show where he pranks his much older dad fatly
January 24, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Driving with my hazard lights on to let people know im drunk
January 23, 2026 at 11:27 PM
They want to lock me up for being the craziest white boy to ever do it
January 22, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Inviting girls to my house to listen to podcasts and no talking
January 17, 2026 at 9:11 PM
The masked men that kill people with impunity need to better communicate with the unmasked men that kill people with impunity
January 10, 2026 at 10:30 PM
I love my blue collar friends and would trust them with my life, but I do not think they should be allowed to vote
January 8, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Social media isn’t for political debates, its for commenting “washed” under every new costco guys video
January 7, 2026 at 5:07 PM
January 7, 2026 at 12:07 AM
J6 may have been a negative sign of whats to come, but it was also very funny - we must hold both truths in our hearts
January 6, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Wealthy socialite:
I was abroad all last year
Woke groucho marx:
My compliments to your surgeon i could barely tell
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Literally the ending of Avatar: 3
January 3, 2026 at 10:49 PM
James Cameron heard the pleas of America and he has delivered 100% more Spider
January 3, 2026 at 10:16 PM
This happened because you didnt post enough
January 3, 2026 at 3:53 PM
First female president: Marjorie Taylor Greene - D
“Our side has been trained by Donald Trump to never apologize and to never admit when you’re wrong.” Read the inside story of how Marjorie Taylor Greene went from zealous Trump cheerleader to his loudest Republican critic: nyti.ms/3Lbzi88
December 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Doing my civic duty by convincing my republican coworkers that voting is gay
December 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
*taking an incriminating photo of several world leaders and Jeff Epstein*
Ok now do a silly one
December 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Filming the birth of my child with a fish eye lens
December 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The lion does not concern himself with his cholesterol
December 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Crazy ass white boy adds chia seeds to his oat meal: details at 11
December 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Reposted by Dr. Trash
*Smoke fills the room. Dracula enters from the right.*
December 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Three quirked up white boys with a little bit of swag visit me in the night to teach me the true meaning of busting it down sexual style
December 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
An episode of Curb where Larry is on the Epstein flight logs but it’s because he didn’t want to pay for plane tickets
December 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Leonard Cohens First we Take Manhattan was written as the theme for a sequel to The Muppets Take Manhattan where the Muppets take Berlin
December 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM